Scanner Use
Type: Vegita
Power: ~
PP: 10
Accuracy: 100%
You're pokemon pulls a random scanner from somewhere equily random, and measures the opponent's stats. It then quintuples this, and does another check. If the power level is low, it is a OKAO, but if it is over 9000... then the user commits suicide.
ZOMG MUDKIPZ!
Type: Water. Effects pokemon with water absorb.
PP: 258
Power: 258
Accuracy: 258% (over 100% = more chance of hitting through Accuracy and Evasion modifyers.)
Learnable by: Mudkip. If it evolves, the attack is replaced by Splash (which still does nothing.)
Mudkip takes over the opponents mind, and DESTROYS them. 75% chance of raising all stats 6 times.
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
Type: Boom (new type, super effective against everything. Explosion and Selfdestruct change to this type, and Electrode, Ditto, and Unknown dual types this.)
PP: 6... It's all you need.
Power: OKAO.
Accuracy: Swift-like
Learnable by: Unknown and Ditto.
Okaos.
Move faster pokey!
Type: Protonjon
PP: 15
Accuracy: 100
Learnable by: Slow pokemon.
If the pokemon does not outspeed the opponent on the turn of this attack (factoring priority and boosts/drops), then the user will automatically outspeed the opponent for 5 turns, (again, factoring priority) and if the opponent is slower than the user, then HE will move faster for 5 turns.
Bad meme banishment
Type: ???
PP: 5
Accuracy: ~
Learnable by: Anyone.
Will block the use of IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!, ZOMG MUDKIPZ!, and Power scan for the rest of the battle, or when the opponent (or team who used it) uses rapid spin.