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Jolene

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    It turns out that the policeman who I like is married and has a baby. I saw them shopping in town and was not best pleased.
     

    Fox♠

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    Jolene said:
    It turns out that the policeman who I like is married and has a baby. I saw them shopping in town and was not best pleased.
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    If you're lucky though he might secretly be into kids and you'll be in with a shot.
     

    Fox♠

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    .little monster said:
    I'm so glad I now know when you lost your virginity. o3o;
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    I could tell you about the time I nearly did but i lost my nerve and really messed it up if you like, it;s a firm favourite with more than one ex girlfriend.
     

    Fox♠

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    Basically the first time I was 14, i got all handsy with a girl and we were about to and my mum walked in and i went red faced and nearly cried

    the next time i was 17 and we were all in the mood then suddenly the fox wasnt ready for the fox burrow, i nearly cried again

    3rd try and half a bottle of gin and i was away and ive never had an issue since.
     

    .little monster

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    Fox♠ said:
    Basically the first time I was 14, i got all handsy with a girl and we were about to and my mum walked in and i went red faced and nearly cried

    the next time i was 17 and we were all in the mood then suddenly the fox wasnt ready for the fox burrow, i nearly cried again

    3rd try and half a bottle of gin and i was away and ive never had an issue since.
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    XD

    I think I love you now, Fox.
     
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