You advertising tasty dream bits elicits two different WTF images in my head. You in the mod forum wearing an apron and baking pink cupcakes for everyone (yeah, idk) and you in the mod forum wearing nothing but cupcake frosting. I feel like either is hilariously plausible.
On a related note, did you know that if you run a Google image search for "porn," you won't actually get porn? Trufax. So, clearly, if you ran a Google image search for "Your dreams are tasty. :(" you will probably not get porn. Probably.
My brain just kinda stopped right there, and I imagined the entirety of Polonius being a nightclub. And my brain was satisfied because of what you told me about Angel in nightclubs. And how he's apparently an alcoholsexual.
Furthermore, I would eat the **** out of Andy-themed mints. However, mints that Andy made, I'd be a little suspicious about. Refresh my memory. Andy was the one we shouldn't trust in the kitchen, right?
However, I've got to say I kinda figured about the Andies hooking up with each other. I mean, really. Given canon, it's pretty much what should have happened. Y'know, with Andy just going off and being, "My heterosexual relationships lack warmth, so I'm just going to date my hand for awhile."
Scotty dancing next to a dirty toilet squicks me on so many levels, yet I can see that happening. With plenty of sparkles.
Is it also wrong that I think Telesto is the best gay man ever? Just... that expression.
Also because the next paragraph began with, "He's the reason Scotty got arrested." I LIKE THIS MAN.
Also, the part about Andy woohooing and getting pregnant to have babbys that are younger than his children's somehow feels like it's true to life. I'm not sure what that says about my mind, the news where I live, or humanity in general.
ON THAT NOTE, DO TELL ME ABOUT GHETTO RIGHT, TOO.