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  • Ah, one of those things where everyone gets sick from the same thing. >_< But hurrah for being on the mend!
    You advertising tasty dream bits elicits two different WTF images in my head. You in the mod forum wearing an apron and baking pink cupcakes for everyone (yeah, idk) and you in the mod forum wearing nothing but cupcake frosting. I feel like either is hilariously plausible.

    On a related note, did you know that if you run a Google image search for "porn," you won't actually get porn? Trufax. So, clearly, if you ran a Google image search for "Your dreams are tasty. :(" you will probably not get porn. Probably.


    My brain just kinda stopped right there, and I imagined the entirety of Polonius being a nightclub. And my brain was satisfied because of what you told me about Angel in nightclubs. And how he's apparently an alcoholsexual.

    Furthermore, I would eat the **** out of Andy-themed mints. However, mints that Andy made, I'd be a little suspicious about. Refresh my memory. Andy was the one we shouldn't trust in the kitchen, right?

    However, I've got to say I kinda figured about the Andies hooking up with each other. I mean, really. Given canon, it's pretty much what should have happened. Y'know, with Andy just going off and being, "My heterosexual relationships lack warmth, so I'm just going to date my hand for awhile."

    Scotty dancing next to a dirty toilet squicks me on so many levels, yet I can see that happening. With plenty of sparkles.

    Is it also wrong that I think Telesto is the best gay man ever? Just... that expression.

    Also because the next paragraph began with, "He's the reason Scotty got arrested." I LIKE THIS MAN.

    Also, the part about Andy woohooing and getting pregnant to have babbys that are younger than his children's somehow feels like it's true to life. I'm not sure what that says about my mind, the news where I live, or humanity in general.

    ON THAT NOTE, DO TELL ME ABOUT GHETTO RIGHT, TOO.
    I was merely scrolling to see when the last time myself and Jax had spoken and my eye caught


    I laughed, and knew immediately it was about The Sims.
    It just seems so backwards to me. The girl this weekend, it wasn't suicide, she was killed in a skiing accident. To me, 18 year old girls shouldn't die in a skiing accident. It's just horrible.

    But I am having a good time on PC :3 I really like the poetry section, I feel right in my element there.
    I'm sowwy :( I just didn't want to seem like that guy who goes on a pokemon forum to spill his problems to people he's never met...but I'm past all the crap from last year, and I'm ready to start over :) but someone from my school died this past weekend, so it's tough
    1. I could regale you with stories about the different things of yours that are tasty, but people who can ban me for obscenities read your profile. :(

    2. Or I could make like a Munna and latch onto your tasty... dream... bits... um.

    ...Wow. I'm not sure if I could make that sound any worse if I tried.

    Oh, please do. I'd like for the monthly drama to be bumped to the second page. I mean, I could always just go about and pretend it never happened, but why bother when the alternative is hilarious and sparkly?

    Also, Andy should set up a business. I'm pretty sure someone would be interested in buying babies!

    Angel: "And this baby was lovingly hand-crafted by our experienced artist." *motions to Andy as he's plopping out another one*
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