...Dude, you got rid of your biography here? Wtf, I think you were the only person here who actually put any time and/or effort into writing it. Now you just fit in with the likes of everyone else who decided to just throw a random, unrelated 1-liner in that spot D:
I agree, though. As much as I despise them both with a burning, fiery passion, Brittany Spears was at one point, screwable. Compared to Paris Hilton, anyways, who is not only unattractive, but famous for absolutely no reason whatsoever.