Maybe I'll befriend him and convince him to start some Multi-Leveling Marketing scheme as he sells these miracle shakes. After a while people will buy into it, he'll get fame and fortune, get a taste of what it's like to have money, then YouTube will take over and people will do research and find out he's doing an MLM scheme, I'll be the mastermind behind providing the information to these investigators and YouTubers, videos attract attention, now he's labeled a fraud and money stealing fake, he loses business and his marriage fails and his children abandon him and he gets thrown to jail and he doesn't keep his fame and fortune.
And then I'll slip a note in his jail cell that says "so where's my 5 dollars now, Jerry?"
I mean hey, at least you spend the holidays doing something you enjoy, right? More than likely I'll have to visit relatives and in laws, things of which I highly become uncomfortable doing and get relieved when it's over. I'll probably surf YouTube, Reddit, and watch One Piece to pass time.
Miracles are worth waiting for ^ ^ I would love to say that I have an ungodly amount of patience, but lately it's being tested so maybe I'm just at a bad spot in my life haha. Once the holidays pass and solve some issues in my life I can see it returning. We shall see ;'P