Fleurdelis

Not gonna lie, John Wick films were one hella fun series to watch haha. Ever gave horror flicks a shot?

Oh? Do you partake in watching films? Any favorites?

Oh stop it. Beauty in the eye of the beholder, sir. My own taste in who is handsome/beautiful is quuuuuite odd haha.

Ah! Speaking of atomic bombs, I'm not sure if you're an avid film watcher. But have you heard of Oppenheimer (2023)? It's in regards to the creator of these bombs. In addition, Christopher Nolan is tied into the project, so I guess it has that going for it as well (Interstellar, Inception, Tenet, to name a few films under his belt)

From the little bit I've gathered I would consider it College-esque (: Associates Degree equivalent, perhaps? (Here an Associates is 2 years of college credits if done correctly). I didn't finish my education either and don't plan on returning. I'd have to restart from a certain pathway and scrap a year and half's worth of education. Don't feel like doing that.

Regardless, it's good you graduated! Woo! Late congrats! *thumbs up*

Okay, how bad we talking? Hydrogen? Atomic?

Oh how delightful! I admit with my last job I almost had a family thing going on there, but I didn't stay long enough to cement myself there. Is there a third family somewhere there? And ah! Okay, erm, I'm ashamed to admit that I may not have recalled if I ever asked you what you were studying for or if you finished your studies? I skimmed the wiki page for your educational system (you weren't kidding, it isn't anything like the U.S. system here, but i'll do my very best to understand).

Then how do you suggest we take care of my pile of trees and hurricane debris in my backyard? After that, then we can save this city.

Oh wow okay okay. That's different from the usual 9-5 jobs I've been in. It sounds so much better however, so you're not wrong in that this was a nice opportunity, albeit it has some caveats such as the whole vacation issue. Have you acquainted with co-workers? I know it's a silly question to ask, I guess that the kind of job you have isn't something I've ever done and I'm kinda curious about it.

What why, when the pile is burnt what more do you want to burn? My neighborhood?!? Actually, let's burn the neighbor's lawn. I always disliked how they partied past midnight. I don't wanna hear no Spanish rendition of English pop songs.

Oh wow, not gonna lie that makes you sound pretty cool yet busy. Gotta make that money somehow, right? So does your job just involve you being at your desktop the majority of the time or did I get that way wrong?

Then can you help a frail, weak lady out and burn out the pile of branches and trash in my backyard? Could save me a pretty penny and some company to prevent the fire from getting out of control haha.

When was the last time you had a vacation, then? D:

Am I speaking to a pyromaniac? D:<

Doing alright too, thanks for asking! And glad to hear it's, well, okay ish! Looking forward to the Holidays? What plans you got?

Does the word extinguish exist in your dictionary because you need to extinguish them lies first.

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And hai. How are you doing? Wanted to check up on you.

WHAT NO, C'MON I WAS RUNNING LATE SO I FORGOT TO BRING MY POKÉMON

*Throws staplers and machines and office stuff before running away*

Why, as a trusted employee of Pudding Inc. you'll be treated as if you're like a family here a faithful servant of the higher bosses gliding above us. They appear to be flying above us in their golden chariots now as we speak, wowzers!

You may feel an odd tingle as a beam of light beams through the window and swallows your form, but do not fret! It is simply our managers welcoming us in a futuristic way!

What a brilliant idea! You're a genius! Here's the keys to my house and car, you're hired!

Maybe a free sample will do the trick… ;) ?

W-what? No, it is not a pen! It's… it's… a Scriveiner Black Lacquer Ballpoint Pen!

It's a rather stunning luxury pen with a 24k gold finish, has some schmidt black refill, and it makes a great gift set for professional men and women alike. Especially to spice up the looks of a professional executive office. Quite the fancy designer pen if I do say so myself. They come in different colors too if you don't fancy black. They come in silver chrome, stainless steel, crimson, midnight blue, and even british green.

All for 32.99, taxes not included. Wanna help me out? Totally didn't look up the first thing that came up in Amazon for luxury pens nope nope

Simple.

I grew out a mustache. My disguise was impeccable!

I am one of your guards. And how dare you cut my salary, I worked very hard to get to where I am and I'm paying off this nice sofa with USB adapters, a pull out bed, and even has cup holders. Do you want me to have no sofa, Sami?

That's not what that hidden stash of cash hidden beneath the floorboards is telling me.

But I swear that I heard you say you wanted to speak to Mister Furret over there. Now now, he went out of his way to travel all the way over here from overseas just to hear you out. Help a poor soul out, will ya? They have a family to feed and I promised them you'd pay them handsomely if they provided us with their presence.

What if. Just what if.