Holysnap. I just saw you're like an intense poke-trader. Woah ._. Why do you have such epic pokemon?
>: Dude.. I can trade you the most freaking awesome Ratatta you could ever dream of. I mean.. sure I have no clue how to check its IVs but let me tell you this: It was the first pokemon I've ever gotten in dreamworld two days ago and when I took it over I was like BAM! Let me nickname you something AMAZING. So I did.. and his name is Ritz after the cheese crackers. I mean.. you can't get more awesomer than that. I guess I COULD'VE named it Cheezits.. but nah, Ritz crackers are tastier. Better. Just like this Ratatta is better.
I'm willing to offer it to you maybe for a legit Mewtwo. But it's gotta be great. And it's gotta be nicknamed too.. because.. hey Mewtwo can speak English so why can't he have his own badass name, right? Though his badass name could never compare to Ritz's badass name.
But I'ma let you finish. I know Ritz is the best name of all time. OF ALL TIME. But I guess since you're my friend I'd be willing to trade him to you for something just a little bit less epic than a Mewtwo.. so I guess if you had any leftover derpy pokemon like a Poochyena or a Caterpie or even a Magikarp it'd be fine. Because you're my friend and I'd love to cut you a deal.
What do you say ;3
What do you say?