Recent content by rebelrabbit

I have nothing else to do so I thought 'ayy why the hell not?' and made this thread. Basically, ask me a question about anything in the Pokémon universe (main series games preferably) and I'll try to answer it as scientifically as possible while still making sense. For example, questions like...

I budget, occasionally splurging on something really awesome (Dying Light). The one time I was careless was when I bought the materials to build a dildo cannon. Dildo cannon, as in a potato cannon, but fired dildos instead of potatoes. I NEEDED that in my life.

Well, first I'd grab a shotgun and head to the nearest graveyard, 'cause I'm sure as HELL not gonna have a couple of zombies stalking me through the internet. Then I'd sit there and contemplate my life seeing as how I just gibbed my re-dead parents.

8/10 I like how it sounds. Jukain. Jukain? JUKAIN. Jukain. "Laura" for my Pidgey-Pidgeotto-Pidgeot. Caught WAAAY back in the beginning, carried me all the way to the fight with Red, never left my side.

Hello and welcome to Shadows of War, before the story starts I want to explain some things. This fic takes place in a heavily altered universe loosely based off the games, meaning that the events of the games have taken place, but much of the world's history before then has been scrapped and...

Dying Light Ye gods, I swear it will put me into an awesomeness-induced coma.

I don't usually care about spoilers unless its for a game with heavy story (ie. Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, Batman: Arkham, ect.) The one spoiler that really made me mad was accidentally finding the ending to the Animorphs books.

1. Sim Theme Park (Theme Park World for you euros) 2. Lego Rock Raiders 3. Timesplitters 2 Those three games were 90% of my childhood.

Something I just noticed. I walked into the bank the other day, and immediately started making a plan to shut off the cams, kill the guards and answer their pagers, pacify the civies, drill the vault and run off with the money before I realized I forgot to bring a silenced gun and maxed ECMs...

What is the point when you realize that you probably play video games too much? For me, it was when the Unreal Tournament announcer started narrating my life. *step on an anthill* M-M-M-M-MONSTER KIIIILL

You travel all around a city with this old guy and destroy a bunch of robotic balloons which blows up a big-ass helicarrier-like-thing and have a final showdown with a different old fat guy with a grenade launcher. Then you kick him into the blades of a helicopter which makes him explode into a...

Cybernetics. Need I explain?

1. I write things, usually out of boredom, sometimes to fill in plot-holes or lack of lore (you should see my handmade pokedex, hwoa) 2. I play games a LOT, of all genres ranging from Burnout to Skyrim to Mass Effect to Zoo Tycoon to Payday 2 and everything in between. 3. I have a disturbingly...

Yes, my story is rated M. Yes, it's Adventure/Romance. No, there wont be any GODDAMN LEMONS. STOP. ASKING.

Banned for being too badass.