Spoil the ending of a game without any context

King asks a robed man who he is, robed man says "...dragon" king has an evil smile, to be continued in a game that never came out in english
You beat characters from a manga and an anime and your "rival" in a tournament.
You disappear out of the timeline as you watch you partner cry.
You beat a turtle dragon possessed by the queen of an alien planet from the past.
You go to the zoo as a car.
You save everyone from goat milk and bring them cow milk.
You destroy a mechanical ball and get a "in the sequel" teaser.
 
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Ooh this sounds fun! Let me try!

- The bad guy gets punched out of the roof of his airship into a swamp and gets eaten by sharks.
- You get shot all to hell and die. At least you took down an army while doing so, right?
- You go through a colorful ending sequence that you swear was influenced by drugs, and then you wake up in the middle of the ocean floating adrift on pieces of your boat.
- Some glowing green stuff comes out of the ground and... what the @#$& just happened?
- A cutscene happens, and then the credits roll. If you're lucky.
 
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You travel to heaven to kill God's son.
You force a giant robot woman to commit suicide.
You crash the game by letting fans develop it.
Your boss turns into a crocodile regardless of what you do.
Death dies, but is revived by a bunch of medallions breaking.
Your daughter(s) drown you at your request.
After running around in his body for a few minutes, you successfully destroy your caretaker's heart by punching it.
You and your boyfriend kill God for being a jerk.

You go to the zoo as a car.
You save everyone from goat milk and bring them cow milk.

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- the final boss is a three headed dragon who turned out to be your parents
- you beat a vampire and his castle breaks apart
- you beat a giant dragon by shouting at it
- you beat a giant snowflake and disappear sometime after that
- you beat the final boss over and over again, to get better stuff
- the remnands of a kingdom get flooded again and the hero sails to unknown lands
- your uncle turns out to be still alive
 

-The 3 possible endings only change the colour of the beam.
Ouch. That's nasty. True, but nasty. xD

- It was all a dream. Although we knew that from the beginning.
- It turns out that the morrow was pretty barren of promises.
- The misguided friend-turned-enemy falls to his death. Damn it all!
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You defeat the evil villain and become ruler of an underwater lolicon harem.
- You conceive a deity so you can kill one.
- Turns out your love interest was actually a seagull.
 
A kid calls some naked guys to hold up the moon so it doesn't kill everyone.
 
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Correct

- You kill you possessed-by-a-demon-dragon-which-is-worshipped-by-a-cult half-brother, and have on the demon dragon which also possessed your half-brother's father, and made him burn your father todeath and marry your brainwashed mother.
-You shove some rich guy that's been messing with the 3 protagonists into the back of a car and push it off a cliff exploding upon reaching the ground.
-You defeat a corrupted powerful lifeform that turns into his original form: a big human-like bird.

- you beat a giant snowflake and disappear sometime after that
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The main character is actually an alternate version of the main antagonist and gets drowned for his troubles.
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You travel all around a city with this old guy and destroy a bunch of robotic balloons which blows up a big-ass helicarrier-like-thing and have a final showdown with a different old fat guy with a grenade launcher. Then you kick him into the blades of a helicopter which makes him explode into a shower of gore.
 
- One villain wins while the other writes a letter home to his wife explaining how he failed before committing suicide. Oh, and the blue people make a giant bug zapper.

- You Successfully prevent Europeans from turning Japan into Broadway with the help of a Giant Thespian Robot.

- You beat the final boss then a new patch comes out.

- The villain who won from the first spoiler floats off into the sunset.
 
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Considering this is a spoiler for a game that isn't even out in the States until later today...

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You're encouraged to give a small child fashion advice after begging her to murder you.


Considering this is a spoiler for a game that isn't even out in the States until later today...

Spoiler:

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