You? Sheltered? BAHAHAHAHA. You are many things, my friend, many wonderful and glorious things, but sheltered you are not. ;) Still. You're no longer a kiss virgin! Rejoice and shizzle. Also, 'stalk' your post? I did no such thing. Well, okay, I did, but, um, excuses. Clarice. It was her. She's got these massive great paws and we were fighting over the keyboard and one thing led to another and you know how it goes. Me and a giant panda. Stalking. YOU. *creeps*
And I don't care if you've got a medical condition that makes your arse flare up like a supernova when you sit down, just watch the first part or two! :P You don't have to watch the whole thing through in one go - I don't think I did my first time - and having to stop just when you're about to slip under and drown in the awesome will only whet your appetite for more. ;) Think of it like a gigantic box of Criss-shaped chocolates, and you're only allowed three per day. It'll instill self-discipline! And hatred for your job! And the revolutionary zeal you need to rise up and lead the revolution against capitalism so we can all lounge around and binge on Harry Potter while the business wonks scurry to fetch us food and pillows and nectar. See? It's a win-win situation.
Also. Damn STRAIGHT we invented dapperhood. (And you are always wanted. I've seen posters and everything.)