'The iPhone, with its impressive capabilities in all areas of life'? I'm amazed you managed to type that while stroking it. Seriously. :P You must be properly dexterous.
And that Debacle was EPIC xD but I'm glad you met some nice housemates! Even if the Man threw you out the window ten days later. Still. Make sure you get some nice intertubes fixed up before you move back in next year :D I wish to be fully informed of every fresh disaster as it happens. No, wait, hang on - every beautiful, flawless step towards ultimate happiness. I'm sure that's much more accurate. What? No, I'm not smiling, my face just itches.