Shining Raichu

i love reading your posts, they make me happy you're still here :)

That. >:

*smack*

IF NOT FOR THE DARK AVENGER I WOULD BE THE ONLY THING ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE

I'M SURE HE IS VERY LOVELY BUT MY NARCISSISTIC IMPULSES NEED FEEDING *glomps*

Oh you and your tall manliness :( you're making me feel inadequate. (In my head I have this mental picture of you standing on the lip of a canyon, silhouetted against a blazing sunrise, with a four day growth and a kitchen knife raised in your hand. NO WAIT STOP DON'T DO IT. I'm sorry, I didn't mean for your imagined persona to accidentally decapitate himself in that vignette :P)

1) I DID JUST GOOGLE IT and not only are you as reliable as ever ;) I also discovered that the word 'barbarian' stems from the word 'barba', aka beard, so men with beards are actually legitimately barbarians. I KNOW RITE. Although this should not be brought up in inappropriate context OH ♥♥♥♥ I USED THAT WORD

3) I wish I was ambidextrous though :( have you seen that one guy on YouTube? He can draw half a deer with one hand and finish it with the other. Then do fine facial detailing with his toes. All right fine maybe not but you have to admit it would be cool :D

4) *blushes*

5) Hahaha the goodnight scene! I just like the bit where the seventeen-year-old is like, 'I'd like / To stay / And drink my first champagne! Yes?' and her dad's just like, 'NO.' Iz funny ;)

8) You bad child you :P dreams of nails indeed. I ask you. (Although what do they dream about in Heaven? I picture it as one massively boring golf course :P)

OH GOD YES I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE IN. F**k and I totally would as well, air travel be damned. Weh. Ah well. I'm sure you'll find a gloriously muscled substitute soon enough ;) you have all those wide open spaces and fresh air, don'tcha? Go hunting! Hunt a nice juicy [censored]

Now the only thing you guys have in common is insanity :p
Err, I guess I fall under that category as well.

Is she not the best? ;)

I'M BAAACK. Okay that was less manly than Arnie but you get the idea :D

1. I am a bit stubbly right now :( I guess this means I am of the devil. (In fairness it's only cos I can't be arsed to shave.) It is odd to think how the practice of removing all the hair from one's face ever started, though. Especially in ye olden colden times *shivers*
2. Awwww poor you! I demand that you use the voice control feature on your powerfully smexy phone to respond until your finger is all nice and better. I look forward to hearing the app's struggles with your favourite word in the English language. ;)
3. SO AM I IT JUST MAKES US BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE
4. Hopefully this glorious open-air encounters were also in the summer and not the winter :P cold can do dreadful things to a man, so it can. Oh shut up I'm still innocent.
5. Have you not seen the Sound of Music? :O iz actually not a bad film. It has nuns.
6. People who use the word 'inappropriate' are destined to become primary school teachers
7. I knew that one :P
8. What's so awful about cuddles? :P they can be quite nice and squishy.
9. As they say in Essex, I am well jel ;)
10. MOVE CLOSER DAMMIT

Perhaps I *will* tell them about that time I typed while under bowel stress! :P I've seen far less interesting pieces in gossip rags, let me tell you ;)

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but i wish I had seen Deathly Hallows more times :(

...I'll do this properly in the morning

21 hours, though? Really? :O do you, like, age less quickly to compensate?

Also this:

is a genuinely interesting factoid! I am jealous! I wish I had a similarly individual and ice-breaker-y statement! That is exactly the sort of thing which gets people talking at parties and later gets them laid :D

I KNOW I'M A DISGRACE I'M SORRY it's like 2am here and I'm too frazzled to reply properly. BUT! Your factoids have put me in an excellent giggly mood which is perfect for nourishing rest so well done there. :p

Also I just want to emphasise something:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES WE ARE LITERALLY LIKE SOULMATES OR SOMETHING. THAT IS A REPULSIVE WORD AND IT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED

Killed, but with honour. What word don't you understand?

It's actually likely a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to minimize guilt for murder.

Our right, totes :P yay, now we have a handy pixelated edition of our friendship! It sums us up, it really does. I shall forward all enquiries (in later life, when we are both rich and famous and journalists are clamouring to tell our story) to this page, with the words, 'I am the snickery tall one and he is the dissastisfied sagely one.' Also those nuns were MASSIVE HYPOCRITES they were telling Maria off for singing in the abbey BY SINGING TO HER

Also fine rub my nostrils in my geographical incompetence. :P How long is it, then? I know, I know, I have a Google of my very own, I should make more effort. But I shan't. :P Eight hours? Twelve? Thirty-nine-and-a-half?

And HAHAHAHA OMG I HAVE SO DONE THAT ;) I'm not laughing at you, you understand, but at the general what-the-♥♥♥♥iness of life. Admittedly it wasn't KFC but there was a female friend involved and it was just as high-school and just as daft. Oh, bless his cotton socks. (I suppose it's a good thing that the female friend in your scenario didn't decide that she liked the look of you and that she was going to try to make a pass. That, um, wouldn't have ended well. But it would have amused me later on ;)

Okay, now, seven factoids. THIS I WILL DO but only if you promise to bung me some afterwards. :) Um, kay, here we go...

1. Right now I really need a crap, but I'm putting it off because I'm enjoying writing this. See? You see how much I love you? :P
2. If I don't shave I grow a beard REALLY fast.
3. I once waved at a bear and the bear waved back. (Honestly. They do that. I'm sure it's on YouTube somewhere.)
4. I really want to live in Florida someday.
5. I firmly believe that public transport is a nefarious plot to destabilise our sanity and make it easier for the lizard-men when they come. In their lizard buses.
6. I am utterly sh*te at thinking up interesting factoids about myself.
7. I have extraordinarily ordinary ears.

THAT'S IT I'M SORRY. I'm tired :P I'll throw you some less stupid ones in a bit if I'm still awake. Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Thank you :)

I actually saw your Fred post in the Picture Thread, and felt inspired to do an Angel/Buffy Theme. If only more people remembered the true vampire-verse that in some ways didn't itself too seriously, but in other ways did.

Tbh I feel like your general persona is pretty telling. There's only one Shining Raichu, after all. d:

Kip ;_;