Shining Raichu

Hahaha, no explanations necessary, my dear Wolsey. (Fair warning: just as you were swallowed up and spat out by Grey's Anatomy, so too was I enveloped and later regurgitated by the historical opulence and sordid debauchery of The Tudors. Again. Because my housemate hasn't seen it. So the rest of this message shall be delivered in tones befitting a King, because why the fuck not, and also can't you just tell I'm trying to be posh when I use words like 'opulence' and 'debauchery'. Piss off I'm British okay. ;) 'Tis my natural inherited birthright.

If it were still 2014, both you and I would be far more innocent ;) well, maybe not you, fine. Actually even incorporating 'innocence' into a sentence which involves you makes my fingers tingle, so no more of that. And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I mean yes, yes, to be sure, you'd be a wonderful fathHA. Snort. ;) xxx

Also dude I WISH I only had to raise $9000, it's £9000 ;P which is what, $12,800? Yup. Le Google confirms it. Waaaah ;) but oh well, it's MURICA! As I have resolutely taken to calling it. And yeah, basically, the option's there to study abroad for a year, so naturally I thought WOW MURICA and that was it. Trouble is, it's hideously fucking expensive. Maybe we can just sell Esmerelda? >:3

And yes yes it is cool, I'll take a picture for ya in a bit ;) oh Scooby Doo is adorable in little plastic form. He is SO cute. Especially standing next to my LEGO Voldemort. They actually get on very well ;) but that's LEGO, y'see. It brings adults, kids and cartoon dogs togetheeeerrrr ~♪

I'm pretty pretty.
You're almost as pretty, don't worry.

My thoughts exactly.

Ahahaha, well, you said you were sick in a MISSIVE to ANOTHER WOMAN, which I greedily intercepted and chewed upon while contemplating how best to stage my jealous rage. Actually I have no idea if said woman was a woman or not, and actually it would make way more sense if it was a man considering that both you and I possess the dangly version, but I've just spent fifteen seconds typing that out so it's staying. HAPPY NEW YEAR. ;)

Also also the thought of you suddenly losing the power of speech is actually frightening ;) what did you DO instead? Robbed of your ability to quietly cuss out the nice yummy mummy and her squalling daughter Esmeralda, did you secretly snatch the baby and lay it to rest gently beneath the wheels of an enormous truck parked outside? THAT'S NOT WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT, SHAME ON YOU. Bad Andy. Bad, bad Andy. But heaven knows I love you anyway. ;) x

Working, though! On Christmas Eve! The horror! :P See, this is why you be rich and I be poor, although I somehow need to raise nine grand over the next six months. HO HO HO HOW EASY, said no one ever, and if I don't I can't go to Amurrrricaaaa :(( and how I should like to. But! Yes! You mustn't work on Christmas, I don't care if the payscale doubles. ;) Stay home, roast a Yule log and throw marshmallows into the fire until they explode in a big sparkly shower and burn down next-door's chimney. THAT'S the true spirit of Christmas. :D

But you're better now :D so hooray. I would so totally have biffed those bacteria though. On the nose. That's just how I roll. ;)

In other news, I think your every-sentence-its-own-special-little-paragraph neurosis might be catching, and **** lemon and honey for usurping my rightful role, and Christmas was... filled with family time (take that as you will) and I got Scooby-Doo LEGO and a toy X-Wing and a whole bunch of movies because I'm YOUNG AT HEART OKAY. We are luminous beings, Luke, not this crude wrinkled matter. And on that note, I must vanish to resume the delirious joys of packing, ho ho ho. Merry ****ing Christmas. ;) xxx

I'm in Canada, and my holiday is two weeks. Ends on monday.

You got booted of staff? I'm sorry about that, I remember you being a good mod.
I don't need my spell to be broken. I'm having a good holiday because I remembered this place exists.

I came on at the start of the holidays just to check messages for the first time in like 6 months and I decided to have a look around... now I can't leave. Send help.

I have no idea why my name is SwirlyBirds. I think I got it changed before I left last time but for the life of me I cannot remember anything about what it means or why I picked it o.O
This past year's been great :) Last year I got mildly depressed but everything's been much better. I'm turning 18 in two months and it's 2038.
Hope you'll feel better soon. I missed you!

YOU'RE SICK? YOU'RE SICK?!

/stalk

speak to me andy, don't close your eyes, don't abandon me on this cursed earth, if we are to venture into the long night then let us do it together :'(

but but seriously I'm worried, where are those bacteria, let me biff them >:3

And the test for whether I'm not I'm really back is to see if we can have a real conversation that isn't just.

Hai!
Hai!
(silence for 2 more years)

Hey mate, remember me?

I might just be back for a while.

I was really confused for a minute, but then remembered that y'all have your seasons backwards. :P

Yeaaaaah... after PC was hacked some of the features are still being reworked. :\ The swear sensor is one of them, so we all have to suffer like we're listening to prime-time American radio until it's resolved.

'cause you've been gone foreveeeeeeeeeer...

...but... I replied... :( :(

Or did I? But I did! Didn't I? I swear to God this website eats my thoughts sometimes. Or! Maybe I had a Very Realistic Dream in which I woke up, typed out my usual blend of b*tchfacing and bollocks and fell asleep again. BUT, PLOT TWIST: it was all in my miiind... oh, f**k off, Shyamalan, you don't direct my life.

F**king hell, though, two weeks! And it's nearly CHRISTMAS! I'm a disgraceful, torn-edged photocopy of an excuse for a replacement human being, I'm sorry. I mean, yes I've had editing and uni shizzle and assignments and also I'm currently in a show (on a STAGE! How EXCITING!) at the weekend, so rehearsals from dawn till dusk (because that's surely the way to enthuse your cast and it definitely won't make them hate both the script and themselves)... but I'm digressing. Two weeks! If I had a forelock I would twist it in shame. Twist it right off. Ow.

I mean, Christ, 14 days, that's long enough to take a trip to sea, piss off the captain, get yourself marooned, construct a massive fire out of rum, be rescued by a passing schooner and shoot a seagull for pudding. And if that seems oddly specific, that's because it is. Um, I had a punchline for this paragraph but I seem to have lost it under all the ********, sorry.

anyway, sorry sorry sorry, I <3 you like whoa, and also happy not-quite-Christmas :) xxx

Stop getting on here and not messaging me. :|

I might just have a boyf

We need to catch up asap. Lots to tell you.

The display was pretty neat. I also liked how Pikachu used in the Yellow footage kept being bad, fainting to the Rattata of the 'I like Shorts ' kid and etc.

Haha! Dang, so close but yet so far... it was a big room but. =p And a pretty nice concert imo!

Hey there!

The 2pm showing on Saturday.

also 90 hours sounds like a lot for a five day shoot, but bear in mind:

1) I had three cameras rolling simultaneously most of the time
2) I shoot a LOT of takes until I'm happy
3) 90 hours was totally a ****ing guess okay ;)

Awww ;) xx you say the nicest things! (Also, on a totally unrelated note, how SEXY is the new style? I'd send the heartiest of congratulatory backslaps to all involved, if I was any less of a lazy psyduck. SHUT UP I'M SELF-CENSORING BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY.)

Presumably this means that even as I type, you're experiencing the flaming fury of Katerina Pinewood or whatever her name is! (I'm joking! OR AM I?) Do tell me what it's like, for I have heard neither hide nor hair of its existence up until now. Which is a bit odd. Doesn't their marketing budget exceed the budget for, um, the actual film?

also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I wish ;) we finished shooting the exterior scenes the other day, though, hoorah! So it'll be available for your viewing as soon as I condense the 90 hours of footage (at a guess) into one semi-coherent 30 minute episode. Ho ho ho. Still, it'll be a lot of fun once I get into it :) xx