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Shining Raichu

Shining Raichu

Expect me like you expect Jesus. 33 From Australia
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  • Barrels
    okay so funny story*

    *note story may not actually be funny, I'M COVERING MY ASS LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY

    I was wandering through uni today when I ran into this guy I know (and very much like) and - it dawned on me very suddenly during the conversation that the reason I like him so much is because he reminds me of you.

    #d'awwww and also fuck hashtags, but yes, you're forever in my heart etc etc ;) x

    Also! I know I have been absent for quite. some. time, but I have both an excuse and a present :D :D my TV show is finally finished! yayayay! It took like, weeks of INTENSIVE editing to cut it all together, and also do the VFX and credits and titles because ya know, I ain't happy unless I take on fucking everything ;) but yeah! It's done! And it is now on YouTube for your viewing pleasure ;) hopefully, anyway, haha, I really hope you like it. It's kinda written exactly for someone with your/my sense of humour, so ya know, it has that going for it. :) but yeahh, let me know what you think :3

    also, PLEASE don't be banged up in jail when you read this for assaulting a customer xP you do so need a holiday, yes you do. And you have the monies! Spend the monies! Go to Hawaii! :D Or somewhere cheaper, haha. Somewhere where hotels are like £2.50 a night.

    you do make me giggle though ;) and I totally know the feeling, by the way. When you really really don't want to be doing a shitty job and people just keep walking in and creating the need for you to do your shitty shitty job, it's hard not to blame 'em. ;) Especially if they observe that ya dropped something, didja?
    Barrels
    So if I walked innocently into your shop, slipped on a wine stain and smashed my head through a towering pyramid of bottles, you'd help me up and then offer me a plastic bag to atone for my sin? :O You dark creature. Give it a couple of years and you'd have enough bodies piled up in the corner to create a cool new 'Don't Fuck With Our Displays' display. ;)

    wut's new with yu, chu :3
    Barrels
    Oh, you poor thing! Of all the daft things to have a proper old family spat about :/ ah, well, Dawn French has been returned to you, so I'd call that a win. If you need an ear, as always... but you know that :)

    And I'll go you one better ;) here, for your exclusive delight, are three facts about the Life and Times of Barrels the Magnificent. Only one of them is false. It's up to YOU to guess the difference, and if you get it right, you'll win $500! (Note: you won't actually win $500.)

    1. I woke up at 4am this morning. On purpose.
    2. I jumped off a 30-foot building today. On purpose.
    3. I tripped over my own feet in the supermarket today and smushed my head in a box of Jammy Dodgers. Not on purpose.
    Barrels
    You know what I'm going to ask for, don't you ;) of COURSE I want to see the saga! The epic tale of two middle-aged ladies battling it out for supremacy! There is literally nothing funnier on Facebook xD but yeah, don't bother typing it, screencap the lot and bung it this way. I will respond with much and fervent appreciation. ;)

    Pictures sent :D and haha, I wish, I'm still tweaking it. The film, that is, not my penis. Oh god this paragraph is a trainwreck already and I haven't even started. Anyway.

    I haveta ask though, whyyyy whyyy on God's green earth did you add your mother as a friend to begin with xD from all accounts that sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. I know it's awkward if you don't, but, um, otherwise THIS happens ;) ffs the internet isn't FOR you, Mrs Higgins, go away, go away and play bridge. Again. With that nice old lady with sixteen cats and a smell right out of the thirties. God, that was savage. I DON'T HATE OLD PEOPLE, I SWEAR

    and you shall go to the ball, darling, I'm sure ;) like you said, it's some tiny nothing little Facebook spat. It'll blow over in a day, and even if it doesn't, use your best lying face and pretend like you're sorry ;) DAWN FRENCH hangs in the balance, for God's sake. Swallow that pride. SWALLOW IT. As the bishop said to the priest. xxx
    Barrels
    I WILL REPLY PROPERLY IN A BIT I PROMISE I JUST HAVE A DEADLINE IN THREE HOURS

    *plops*
    D
    WEDDED? that's a strong term. more like, semi-seriously relationshiped. hahah

    Seattle's paradise pretty much. Green, with water and weather, and new skyscrapers going up every other week. etc.
    D
    I MISS YOU AND HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER HOW ARE YOU HOW'S LIFE

    that's a lie I see your stuff on Facebook all the time

    but still
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