[css-div="background-color: #ececf5; width: 750px; padding:5px; border-color: #c0c0c0; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid"]One warm, windswept morning in the East Midlands, the Goblin King woke up and crawled out of his cave. '*****,' he yawned to no one in particular, 'ow.'
He reached down and rubbed his genitals gingerly. His chlamydia was finally beginning to clear up, but it still ached, particularly in the mornings.
Wait a second.
Chlamydia?
'From which ladygoblin did I catch this pestilential infection?' roared the Goblin King at the empty skies. Suddenly, and not a little disconcertingly, he realised that he appeared to be suffering from short-term memory loss.
Damn, that must have some party.[/css-div]
I'll privy you in a minute xD also look, sexy formatting for no reason :D