The Mine Umbreon Song Beta (Updated):
Hey, have you heard of the Mine Umbreon?
He's pretty cool, but the only thing he ever says is...
HELLO!
[Chorus]
Who stole the fire?
Who stole the explode powers and the Energy Wires?
There is one answer!
It could only be the Mine Umbreon and it's Shooping Powers!
Listen up, this is where the Mine Umbreon came from.
In a College reunion there was a man named Arron.
Arron threw the cork around the room, and then blasted Vodka in Larry.
Umbr30n turned his back, and a lot of racket distracted many.
Soon after, the first Mine Umbreon was made!
[Chorus]
Who stole the fire?
Who stole the explode powers and the Energy Wires?
There is one answer!
It could only be the Mine Umbreon and it's Shooping Powers!
The Mine Umbreon seen Gold,
It also seen the I Like Trains Kid,
With a hilarious-looking Umbr30n on the Kid's train and Lol'd.
The Mine Umbreon had met Phoenix Wright,
Who had a tambourine, sombrero and had a Night Light.
The Mine Umbreon had a rock fall on it's button.
Which caused it to blow up, which blown anyone near it away.
Not a single movement was made, not even the Apples which were rotten.
Be careful, when you're near some cotton!
Because, if you were curious enough, get ready to hear a "Hello"!
KABOOM!
[5 second pause]
[Chorus]
Who stole the fire?
Who stole the explode powers and the Energy Wires?
There is one answer!
It could only be the Mine Umbreon and it's Shooping Powers!
[Part-Chorus Ending]
Who stole the fire?
Who exploded all who pressed the button?
It could only be the Mine Umbreon!
This isn't the final version, just updated to be more awesome.