Winter Wonderland

You must be tired from your midterms, you should take a week off to help your brain recover!

But breaks are soo goooooodddddddd, how about one more year break?

I can't help it, they're just so appealing to me right now... D:

You know what should be your main export? Telling stud when we could actually have co-op'd.

Oh yeah, that's toats good. But of course I'm gonna be distracted by video games so... yeah. :P

We coulda destroyed the beta. Think about it, a stud and a lunatic, back to back, chopping off imperial scum heads. Legendary.

Yeah, I think that'd be a decent chunk. I'm gonna be guessing, like, 3 more gyms in that beta area...?

Gaahhhhh, you were too slow. We coulda rocked the last eso beta and conquered the thing in co-op. Why you not respond quicker???

YOU'RE NOT WINTER, YOU'RE A MONSTER!

But...! Think about the children!

I'm sorry, I bring disgrace to the fart clan, but the amount of beans needed to produce that third fart would double world hunger!

I'm... actually very impressed. I barely have enough gas in me to do two farts at max.

It's the magical place where you spend your money to learn how to build robots. Oooohhhhhhh. And ditching is very simple, I've made a guide for you.

1. Get pickles
2. Go to class
3. Walk up to teacher, slap him/her with pickles
4. Jump on desk and flap your wings like Charizard
5. Say "you don't have enough badges to train me"
6. Fart on desk
7. Leave

I'm now 90% sure you're a bad influence on me. Before I met you I'd never ditch class, but now I think about it every day.

I'm sorry, I meant to say party hard and sleep in class. It was a typo.

We should have a batman binge party where we do nothing except play video games and not study for classes.

And rocksteady's back at the helm so it won't be as bugtastic as origins was. :D

My XSE has taken some bad beatings before, mind you.

And at the risk of sounding like a complete fan girl and getting shut down by your wet blanket attitude... ARKHAM KNIGHT SQUEEEE :DDDDDDDDDD

haven't messed with em yet tbh
they're really kinda trivial. i just haven't.

And insta noodles, don't forget insta noodles.