Here, I'll copy and paste the chapter here lol. Here it is:
Round 3: First Battle! Vs. Damian! Preview! Enjoy!
Zeke woke up, squinting his eyes as he awakened.
He then remembered what happened yesterday, and remembered that he had almost died.
He checked his wounds, to see that they were....healed?
'What the hell is going on?' He said aloud.
'Hey, you're up.' A familiar voice said.
Zeke turned his head to see...
'Harmony?! What're you doing here?' Zeke said, surprised that she was there.
'Well, I was looking for a Pidgey when I saw you and a Larvitar in a pool of blood, some Spearow unconcious, a dead Fearow, and your with a hole in your stomach. Care to explain?' Harmony asked.
'Well, a flock of Spearow and that Fearow attacked me and.....wait, the Fearow's DEAD? How the hell-,'
'The hell if I know, thats why I came to ask you, dumbass.' Harmony said irritated.
'Why did you bring me...Wait, where am I?'
'Pokemon Center. You were in critical condition, so they used the Rejuvanator on you. You looked like crap, dude.' Harmony said, grinning
'I guess... Why'd you take me here? Do you care about me?' Zeke asked.
' **** NO! I brought here because it was the humane thing to do, dumbass.' She yelled, and was sort of blushing.
'Whatever. Where's Larvitar?'
'Hurt more than you. Compared to you, he looks like un-holy crap.'
'Where is he?'
'I don't know. What do I look like, the information machine?'
'I'll get him myself.' Zeke said, as he got up he he fell down, but Harmony picked him up. And his face fell on her breasts.
'WHOA!'
*Smack, punch, kick, uppercut*
'Don't tell ANYONE that this happened, okay? Or else I'll catch a Scyther and use it to cut off your balls, okay?' Harmony says, cracking her knuckles.
'Ohgay. I so sowwy.' Said a bruised Zeke. {Totally worth every second,} He thought.
'Good. Now be a nice little boy and rest, because you're not seeing Larvitar til' you're better, okay?'
'Fwine. Why you pawnch me swo whard?' He asked.
'Insurance. And I love smashing your cute widdle face.' She cooed.
'I also have to stay here so that you don't leave, okay Mister?'
'Wateva. Bwy teh way..'
'What?'
'Wou hwave nwice twits.'
Harmony looks at him, and then
{5 Minutes Later}
Harmony was whistling, as she walked into a restroom and washed blood off her hands, very happy with herself.
A wittle taste of Round 3 XDDDDDDDD. Poor Zeke....
Why Larvitar can use Metal Burst: Well, I thought it would be perfect, but...Meh, that happens in the Anime too, like Bulbasaur using Whirlwind. I'll keep you guys waiting for more lol no, I won't. See y'all later.
Round 3: First Battle! Vs. Damian!
After Harmony did Arceus-knows-what to Zeke, back at New Bark Town a shady character was peering into Elm's Lab.
Elm, didn't notice because he passed out from doing Marijuana, so the person easily walked in and was about to take the Poke Balls on top of Elm's table when Elm yelled out:
'Don't touch that 'Dile!' The shady character, startled by this, took the nearest one towards him and climbed out the window, as Elm then woke up.
'Uhhh....weird dream, better hide my stash-,' Elm said, and then noticed a Poke Ball missing.
'OH ****.'
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Meanwhile, Zeke was recovering from both his injuries from yesterday, and his even worse injuries from Harmony.
'I don't understand,' Nurse Joy was saying to them{Zeke and Harmony}
'You were almost fully healed, but now you have all these new injuries, like your neck, your head, your groin area. What happened earlier today?' She inquired to the both of them.
'Well, err, you see Nurse Joy, Zeke here fell down some stairs, and has always had problems with his dick.' Harmony answered, not looking Zeke in the eye.
'Zeke, I recommend that you don't get up from here again, you hear me?' Nurse Joy said to Zeke.
'Fine. Whatever. If it wasn't for the STAIRS, I wouldn't get like this.'
'If it wasn't for YOU, the STAIRS wouldn't harm a hair on your head,' Harmony said to him, sneering.
'Well, the STAIRS is a self-centered *****, and I wouldn't have got hurt if you hadn't freaked out when I got my face in your tits!'
'Well, I'll be going now...' Nurse Joy said, running towards the door and slamming it behind her.
'You fell on ME! You, the retarded jackass, tried get up to see your Damn Larvitar!'
'HEY! Don't you EVER bring him into this! You have no right to say that!'
'Oh boo-hoo, I'm shaking in my boots, grow up, dumbass.' Harmony said, rolling her eyes.
'I never should have gone out with you!'
'Oh yeah? Well, you shouldn't have asked me! Go to hell, Zeke Walker!' Harmony said, running away.
'Whatever. I'll see you there.' Zeke said, plopping down on the bed he was sitting on.
{How the hell did our relationship get so screwed up....} He thought, remembering a Harmony from 2 years ago, which now seemed like 2 hundred years ago....
2 YEARS AGO
It was summer. Before Erik died, he was away in Vermillion City, hoping to beat the Kanto League like he did Johto. Zeke on the other hand was celebrating at a national holiday in New Bark Town, the day it was founded. He was partying hard, danced, and even sang a terrible solo. Hormones were raging.
He was about to pour himself a second cup of punch when he bumped into someone.
'Hey! Watch it you klutz!' a feminine voice said.
'Whoops, sor....ry....'Zeke said, but then stopped in mid-sentence when he saw who he bumped into.
'Hel-lo? Anyone home?' She said waving a hand near his eyes.
'Huh? Oh sorry, I won't do it again. Are you new here?' He asked her.
'Um, yeah, I guess I am. Me and my family moved here today, so yay for me!' She said, laughing.
'Cool. So um, wanna dance? I mean, all the other guys here are pretty much worse than me.' He said, hoping she'd say yes.
Which she did. 'Sure, why not? You're the first person I've meet in a long time who's my age, and you're cute.' She said, blushing.
'Wait, I'm CUTE???' But before he said anymore, she pulled him into the dance floor, as they began dancing for a while.
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After the festival, Zeke and Harmony went into Route 29 secretly so that they could talk without their nosy parents around.
'So, what's your full name?' Harmony asked, as they were sitting up against a tree.
'Ezekial Edward Walker. Your turn,' He said, looking at her.
'Harmony Of The Golden Harp Tyson.'
'Wow, what were your parents smoking when they named you?'
'Shut up!' Harmony laughed as she playfully hit Zeke.
'Help! I'm being attacked by a crazy witch with a weird name!' Zeke yelled, as Harmony laughed even more as she kept on beating him up.
They then rolled on top of one another, and then realized how they felt with one another.
{So yeah, they maked out, I'm not going into detail cause this isn't a love story, got it?}
After bthey finished, They drew one of those classic hearts on a tree, which turned out to be a Sudowoodo, but they ignored it and just laughed as they went back to their homes.
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While Zeke thought about this, Harmony was behind the Poke Mart, crying to her heart's content. She was also smiling, remembering she hadn't cried so much until that time....
2 YEARS LATER AGAIN
4 months after they maked out, Zeke and Harmony were holding firm relationship. They did the usual stuff, whatever that was, and one day Harmony called Zeke's PokeGear.
Normally he would answer right away, but he let it ring for 3 minutes. She frowned, and then left her house to see what was going on.
What she saw was people weeping.
She saw his mother crying so heavily that she couldn't breath, her husband not any better. She went inside the house, no one noticed her, and went up to Zeke's room.
She saw him, no, HEARD him crying, and she went to see him.
'Zeke, what's going on? Why's everyone-,'
'HE'S DEAD!' He yelled.
'Who dead?' She asked him.
'Erik, he's dead!' He screamed.
She couldn't believe it. True, she never met him, but Zeke always boasted about how strong his brother was, no that he's dead must've done something to Zeke, because he kept on crying.
'Zeke-,'
'Just go away.'
'But Zeke-,'
'GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!' He screamed at her, something he's never done before.
'Z-Zeke...' She said, beginning to cry as well.
'Listen: once you have someone you always looked up to, your GODDAMN HERO, and die because a stupid accident, then you can talk to me.' He whispered silently to her.
'In other words, just get out. I can't talk to someone who doesn't understand what I feel right now. Get out.' He said, pointing to his door.
'Fine. Don't expect to see me again, you bastard!' She screamed at him.
She then ran, tumbling down the stairs in his house, twisting her arm. She ignored the pain and ran straight towards her house, slammed the door in her room, and cried like a baby.
After that, they never saw each other the same way again. To Zeke, she was a self-centered ***** who liked to hit him, and to Harmony he was the psychotic bastard who nearly ripped her heart to shreds.
So that's why they hate each other.....
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Harmony, meanwhile, was not crying. Instead, she was in front of Zeke's room number, and went inside, only to find a note that said:
Sorry nurses, but I gotta help somebody. See ya later ~ Zeke
'Sonuva*****! That idiot can't even walk in his condition! Little punk!' Harmony growled, as she ran outside of the Pokemon Center.
Part 1 Completed. See more tonight.....
lol XD
oh...that's not good..i hope you're okay..-looks at you and begins crying-i have and yes they are wasting moneyhopefully