Eh..
Well it's not that I don't want to, but I don't have alot of free time at the moment, between school and moderator work, I'm pretty busy (moreso with school). That, and I've already arranged to kind of individually teach two people, so I dunno if I'd have time to do the same for you. But, since you asked, I might just write up a tutorial and post it, so everybody could learn if they wanted to.
So I won't teach you but I'll get around to writing a comprehensive tutorial of MIDI Making, that okay? :)