Ray Maverick

I don't like it as much? lol I don't know? xD

True, I don't need a thousand males to please me, either ;D

*squeeze* an hour, I think? My phone is about to die. ):

Yes, I feel slightly weird when I think of such things, lol

Maybe you have the sudden desire to PUMP YOUR SEED INTO FIFTY WOMEN? XD

*hugs* ^_^

The bees screw around with flowers, and the birds eat the bees! ;D

Ahahaha! Sadly that isn't the entire truth, lol

Just don't knock up any girls and you're good ;)

THANKS

Snow White's father doesn't care for her and sides with the evil step mom because it's not like he's getting ass from his daughter

No, gosh no, my aunt almost sat me down for a talk the other day..

"No, Dad, I raped HIM!"

LOL I knew you'd say something like that! LMAO it's ok boys are better anyway

Nevermind too much to explain

True. TRUE. But Tink is Peter's bottom b*tch.

Um so my dad found it necessary to tell me "I WAS BANGIN YOUR MOM, and you JUST HAD to prove you were the fastest swimmer.."

Convince my dad that I'd like being raped by you? Oh gosh.
Um. LOL

Oh and the best part is that you scream at me that it HAS TO BE A BOY, yea? Best love story, forget lady and the tramp. xD

Suicide. Suicide in the form of a book.

Wanna slap a ho? Like that Ho Wendy?

It wouldn't be rape, ray! It just wouldn't! xD

I'll try. I'll work on it! .. "SURPRISE. JESSI, I poked holes!" what a lovely surprise. Leave me pregnant and my dad would kill you. xD

250 or something, sadly

Dude, I'll gladly kill Heather and her step mom if word escapes. xD

He thinks I'll get raped or something.

Get over not liking surprises?

You know it. That's one of the things I'm here for. ;)

0-2. Unsure.

No, she said that Heather was all over my former crush, and I said that she had a boyfriend from Texas, and then she was like "from online? Those aren't real. Those are BS." I really don't care what she thinks.

He's saying that he will and that he's going to check my phone records xD

K.

Thanks. <3

Probably, hopefully not ): I hope I don't get carsick

So Ms. Nat just told me that online relationships are BS. let's rule out the possibility of ever telling her.. YAY!

I'll have it to use whenever I CAN actually talk xD!

Heather and my former crush hugging in the background = lol. I don't like surprises. I just don't. Same with presents. I FEEL SO BAD and stuff.

But fright overcomes me in such situations! I am going to be fine, though! I have you as well!

Nice, nice! In a bit, I'll start reading some more of that awful book..!

I'm bringing my laptop of course! ;)

Does Brock look gay? LOL. I don't like surprises, seriously.

I'm trying to not be nervous, it's all good. We're on the road. :)

How's today going?

OKAY I AM READING AS WE SPEAK :DDDDD

OH JEEZ I WONDER WHAT THE CAUSE OF THAT IS *taps forehead* OH YEAH! YOU WON'T STOP DILLYDALLYING AND DELAYING YOUR ARRIVAL IN ALBIA?!

Cause it SUCKS t.t

Well, I walked out my room and saw Madie, Heather, and Brock.. "SURPRISE BABYCAKES!!" and I started crying, claiming how much I hate surprises lol. Madie's little sister was there too.. we went into my room and talked for a while, then my aunt and uncle came over with this GIANT container that had food in it..! A bit LATER my former crush came in my room with a my little pony coloring book xD. We all went into my living room, ate.. and then, I told Brock to stand up, raise his shirt up, and then I put my finger in his belly button and my other hand on his nipple.. he's like "ORGASM FACE!" .. this is on FB. LOL

Okay, yay!

I could not sleep. The sleep I had made me get a nightmare. I have an awful stomach ache. Someone is clearly nervous.

Hey, hey, hey..

I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm packing up my laptop tonight. I'm gonna lay down, I'm gonna read some of that book, and I'm gonna finish packing some things. I'll VM you on the way there (if you'd want. I uninstalled MSN on my phone), and we're leaving around 7 AM ~ 8 AM ish my time.

Guess what? Ms. Nat, when she got home, started cooking and was apparently preparing for a party. She said a bunch of my dad's friends were coming over for a handegg football game night, and I groaned when she told me to change out of my pajamas.

Little did I know that she, Madie's mom, and other people schemed to throw me a going away party.. I was in tears. I got to see my friends one last time. I'm so glad I did, I also got to see some of my family. I had tons of fun, some very weird things went on.. lol

Anyway, I can't wait to talk to you again. <3 I'm sorry that I didn't read the chapter you sent me yet, either, but like I said.. stuff's going on! :)

I claimed Chantey, you can have Shango! That's how these things work!

How could I forget the fun. ;D

Hottest lady? I'm not too sure of this, hahaha

PSH fine whatever! xD whatever floats your boat

She walked away, I feel the love..lmao. Bye for now. I love you <3

I shall still remain chanteys number one fan.

Hey, babe, its okay, yup! Still counts <3 tomorrow is a Friday, after all.

Ahaha, my Superman, only helping me, shame shame! Screw the world, rescue jessi! <3

Aww, no need to be jealous! I think it's best to just be like "omg I hope my skills improve more yay and then maybe I'll be good like that!"

Right now, this dog that I've known for most of my life is cuddling with me. Hahaha!

It's good that you're alright <3 CHANTEY IS GOING TO BE HUNG ON THE RACK FOR NOW?.. Ok. :c

Dates with Ray = yay!! You get popcorn, and I'll just chew on your fingers eat some chips maybe!

RAY, MY MENTOR, MY SUPERMAN! Ahaha, so its okay? Good! Your help > all

btw I am drooling over my roommates deviantart stuff omg.

Lol yes, no headaches, my love~ how are you doing? You feeling alright, too?

Hahaha, yes! Tomorrow shall be a good day.. Lady and the tramp!! I can't wait. COUNTS AS A DATE.

Hey, umm, I didn't write anything, btw, I had dad scream at me last night, I had to pack up a bunch of stuff, and I had to read some of that book..! Maybe you can help me tomorrow? ;3

Oh..I see. I'm sorry, I'm visiting my Nanny, been up to stuff all day.. She gave me some time to chill, which is why I got to say hi.

Tomorrow I don't have plans until the evening/afternoon, yay..<3

Hi..

How's today treating you?