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I just went through ALL of this soppy wishy-washy 'wuv u!!!' stuff and I have one word to sum it all up
PUKE
No offence but ummmmmmmmmmm saying I love you 1000 times actually doesn't mean a single thing
I LOVE YOU
^ see?? FALSE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
The way to say you love somebody is to kill yourself for them or just die spontaneously and leave them 197831748716348136491864 trillion dollars.
I DON'T LOVE ANYONE
Who isn't family or friends
'Cause every aspect of love DISGUSTS ME
Let's see:
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
Let's sum that up nicely let's seeeee
ATTRACTION??!! Yes it's attraction at first sight. And for a man, it isn't romantic. It's just when some disgusting creature in his pants says 'wow shes hot'
LOVE IS DISGUSTING
It's just for profiteering. So people buy jewelry, couches, cars, beds, neck cushions, socks, dresses, underwear and finally... A ROTTEN FLOWER
And anyone who doesn't buy you those things aren't even worth it
So if Frizy doesn't think you're worth a 500,000 dollar engagement ring, then SLAMBAMINAFRICKINCAN slug that slug which he calls a face