That's a scary thought. :O
And nooo, don't think that about Combusken! This is exactly how Squirrel brainwashes people to join his KFC army! In other words, IT'S A TRAP!
As for your signature, I recommend putting a small picture of your current theme! Not the same picture as your avatar, of course, but maybe something related would look nice. If you need any tips on constructing your sig, just let me know and I'd be glad to help! :D