:/
I'm not reading this. Tell me you did not just call some random a tech nerd just because... he said he was? Do you know at least a single programming language? Have you ever made a comprehensive program which acheives a purpose? Have you ever/do you run linux? Do you even know what linux is? Could you put a desktop together with the raw parts? Could you backup data off a failed hard drive using nothing but the whitegoods in your kitchen?
Then you, my friend, have just taken your first step into the complex world of computers.