Roast the Pokémon Trainer above

In the anime didn't you manage to lose to Ash, despite having legendary pokemon?

Hau?

Obsesses about smiles more than a dentist.

Roark

You're basically Brock, but with a helmet.

Cynthia

In Diamond and Pearl you are nowhere to be found when Team Galatic nearly destroyed the galaxy and annihilated all living spirit, some champion, you just show up to beat the crap out of a 10-year-old trainer with your absurdly op team.

Dawn?

You're running around like it's the coldest of Winters!

Agatha

Is it true that Prof Oak dumped you?

Hugh

Reckless. But in all the worst ways.

Alder

Lives like Sasuke, but over a stolen cat. Ninjaed.

Abandoned his post to wander around aimlessly. Lost to N, also. Seems kind of bad for a "champion".

AZ

After being a trainer for thousands of years, you should have a team of more than 3 pokemon and offered players a truly epic battle to eclipse Red. Also where's our event Floette?

Lillie

Gen 7 basically boils down to playing babysitter for you!

Drake

Your creator should have given you a different name, I don't even know which Drake you are!





Hilda?

God damn it, you can't just leave your Mom hanging for two years while you're looking for your green-haired prince! Who, by the way, has already returned to Unova.

Lt. Surge?

Why are you having us dig through your trash you weirdo?

Blaine?

His hair was incinerated by the volcano.

Raihan?

You can't even decide if you want to be a Doubles player, a Dragon trainer or a Weather user. Make up your mind!

Youngster Joey

Of all the thoushand of different species of Pokemon you just had to go with a common houserat...

Wake

Unfamiliar with him as it's not from an official Pokemon game apparantly.
Looks pretty plain though.

Unless you mean the fisherman with the 6 magikarp? In which case his team roasts him for me.

Juan?

Does the police know that you kidnapped a bunch of women and locked them into the basement of your Gym?

N

A puppet, really. Also single letter names aren't cool, dude.

Opal ?

That UwU softboi twink aesthetic is dead and Yu-Gi-Oh wants the Millenium Cube wallet chain back.

Wally?