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The Republic of PC

Spiff

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    We currently have 54¢ and one cookie in the Pokecommunty Republic Fund. Please donate money and cookies to the fund so we can create the greatest country the world has ever known.

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    Okay, so what if we made our own nation -- the Republic of PC? This would be an amazing undertaking considering how lazy we all are, but it could be worthwhile. Here are the questions we need to consider:


    • Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?
    • Who would be the leaders?
    • Would it be very big?
    • Currency?
    • Would we have friendly relations with other countries?
    • What would we do to those that break our laws?
    • And of course the Great Civil War of '15 between the Blue Crew and the Rad Reds.
    So how do you imagine the Republic of PC? Would you move there? Don't lie to me.
     
    Sonata

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    • Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?

    Yay tropical islands.

    Who would be the leaders?

    Whichever two of the paper kings survive the war of '15. Though it's obviously going to be me and Castform.

    Would it be very big?

    Well, half a million pc members. Not too big, but not exactly a small island.

    Currency?

    Seashells. The currency is always seashells.

    Would we have friendly relations with other countries?

    What other nations? PC nation is the only nation that survived the nuclear holocaust that was the war of '15.

    What would we do to those that break our laws?

    A light slap on the wrist and a couple of days hunting down food alone would suffice. We don't want to be too rude.

    Would I move there? Well, we'll just see what happens :)
     
    Alexander Nicholi

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    • Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?
    An island sounds fine. It can hold 20K people.

    Who would be the leaders?
    Someone find me a Pschent and I'll do it. I'm game.

    Would it be very big?
    Twenty thousand people is quite the hefty number. I'd think so at least from a personal standpoint, anyway.

    Currency?
    Commodities. It's most logical for a new nation.

    Would we have friendly relations with other countries?
    It'd be wise, sure, but who knows what could happen?

    What would we do to those that break our laws?
    Caning, but no death penalty. There's plenty of worthwhile punishments both more effective and worse than death. Death's too easy.

    And of course the Great Civil War of '15 between the Blue Crew and the Rad Reds.
    Hm?
     
    Her

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    Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?

    an ice & rock island off the northern russian border where the only natural inhabitants are the barnacles that cling to the raised cliffs, far away from the rest of humankind

    Who would be the leaders?

    whoever has the most capital out of the 30-something year olds with part time jobs

    Would it be very big?

    4 shacks and a minivan

    Currency?

    the obsidian shards that form the earthly foundations of the island

    Would we have friendly relations with other countries?

    in an unprecedented move, every known territory in the world banded together to pass universal economic, cultural and agricultural sanctions against the republic of pokécommunity

    What would we do to those that break our laws?

    warnings would be in the form of ritual scarification and infractions would be the sacrifice of one's limbs to the pokémonsters that the republic founded its belief system and written constitution on

    So how do you imagine the Republic of PC? Would you move there? Don't lie to me.
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    it will be the biggest failure of a independent community since jonestown and i would only step foot in its borders if i was part of a documentary crew investigating its ruins ten years after the collapse of its society
     

    Lucid

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    Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?
    Space.

    Who would be the leaders?
    Can I be king of the dickheads?

    Would it be very big?
    It'd be like, China over populated, it'd probably be hella dirty too.

    Currency?
    Pocket lent. Ya'll be complain about being broke all the damn time. There, fixed it.

    Would we have friendly relations with other countries?
    No, we're all a bunch of anti-social pricks, fuck everyone else.

    What would we do to those that break our laws?
    Dial up Internet and non stop 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' marathons, no bathroom brakes.

    And of course the same Great Civil War of '15 between the Blue Crew and the Rad Reds.
    But we don't know how it ended yet...?
     

    Winter

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    • Where would this nation be? Inside Europe, North America, an island?
    Inside my butt. In the Bermuda Triangle. Because once you're in, you can never leave.

    Who would be the leaders?
    Whoever is working at McDonalds' (that's like everyone except me, I think)

    Would it be very big?
    As big as an Asian man if you get my drift. ;)

    Currency?
    Sex. Because sex sells.

    Would we have friendly relations with other countries?
    With who?

    What would we do to those that break our laws?
    We'll have the annual Mafia games where each board must send in two pairs of criminals (preferably those that are in jail and not on the run) to compete in a gladiator-styled arena. Oh and they have to watch our resident monkeys in yellow perform for an hour.

    And of course the Great Civil War of '15 between the Blue Crew and the Rad Reds.
    It's not a war; that suggests both sides have an equal chance of winning.

    Would I move there? Umm, why would I move to my toilet? I like my master-bed room as it is.
     
    Sonata

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    • Weiss Schnee said:
    And of course the Great Civil War of '15 between the Blue Crew and the Rad Reds.
    It's not a war; that suggests both sides have an equal chance of winning.
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    I'm glad that you see how futile this battle is for the blues. :)
     
    Omicron

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    • Harley Quinn said:
    it will be the biggest failure of a independent community since jonestown and i would only step foot in its borders if i was part of a documentary crew investigating its ruins ten years after the collapse of its society
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    To be fair, I'm fairly certain we would fail for incompetence in survival skills rather than anything more morbid.
     

    Lucid

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    Sonata said:
    Oh well looks like I win anyways 8)

    But nah, you and all the other blues know that you wish you had what it takes to be as cool as a red. Bruh.
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    Don't make me write more poems pls. ;(
     
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