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- Seen May 25, 2023
What so many people don't realize is that it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end. I could not tell you how long the fall took, but I was alive and healthy the entire time, save for a broken heart. They say that your life flashes before your eyes right before you go, but I had only 1 thing on my mind: Balon's booty. Although our love was brief, we did not waste a second of our time together. More often than not, it was impossible to tell where Flayed Man ended and Kraken started. My only regret is that our story doesn't end with-
*splat*
*splat*