1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1269

Possess and use Demon Magic against EVERYONE
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

1270.

Turn off all of the lights and parade in their with a group of friends with colored glow sticks and start dancing crazily. Jump up on the shelves and kick the stuff down, even start chucking it at people. xD

1271

Throw melting acid over the entire store >:D

1272

March a parade through the store. Complete with elephants if possible.

1273.

Tie Gimmepie to a poll and threaten to light him on fire if they don't convince Game Freak to make a huge give-away celebration, where toys, games and all kinds of merchandise is for sale. xD If they refuse, then put a water-gun to Gimmepies' head and then stick it in his ear and pull the trigger... I'm freaky. :P

1274

Bring Gym Leader Rozu into the store...
And watch the carnage >.>

1274.

Bring my guinea pig into the store, squeeze her stomach and wear a gas mask as the unmanly stench feels the store and the animal wears a smug smirk. xD

1275

Place C4 everywhere and detonate them when there is a sale going on
-so evil >.>-

1276

This one is easy: try to start a nudist colony in the center of the store.

1277

Set the place on fire with millions of fire crackers inside.

1278.

Open all chocolate packets/candy/tasty food and eat it all! Then throw up all over the staff, then lie down on the floor so the staff can't move you. xD

1279 - Smuggle Unknown# into the store after they get banned for starting a nudist colony.

1280.

Sing 'Werewolves' at the top of your lungs while playing your guitar full bore then tone it up a bit until they're going deaf. (For precaution, wear noise-blocking headphones)

1281

Make dozens of Oracle airships and hunt everyone down with them (especially gimmepie >:D)

1282.

Get a bubble machine and blow them in everyone's eyes, including Gimmpie AND ShadowExcadrill! >:D

1283

Create 99 problems and be at least 70 of them xD

1284.

Scream 'Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon' one thousand times through a blow horn, then THROW IT TO THE GROUND! You can't trust the system! Then to make your you will be banned, try and eat one of the workers. C:<

1285 : Take out your ipod And connect it to a speaker and Start Playing "Friday: Rebecca Black"

1286.

Put 'The Pikachu Song' on the radio and mix it with 'The Nyan Cat' song then do the Mudkipz Dance... OVER 9000 TIMES! xD

1287

Do all of the things said in this thread