1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[«Chuckles»]

1259
assault a child and say the butter made you do it

 

[Adam Levine]

1251
K, wut?
Anyway...
Tell everyone all the food expired.

 

[Personofsecrets]

Give birth to a child in the store.

 

[Adam Levine]

1253
Have giant arms like a Robopon, charge and throw a boulder at a customer.

 

[gimmepie]

1254

Play a large scale game of dodgeball throughout the store (bonus points if you use a ball sold in the shop).

 

[Adam Levine]

1255
Scream like a banshee when an unaware customer is around.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1256.

Hide behind customers and pour vinegar/honey/tomato paste/caramel sauce/chocolate sauce/dog poo down their T-shirts. xD

MWAHAHAHA!

 

[TY]

1257

Let Gym Leader Rozu do every dirty job for you to get yourself kicked out of the store xD
im pretty lazy xD

 

[Overlord Drakow]

1258

Another counting thread omg why. But yeah, just smash the place up and stuff.

 

[gimmepie]

1259

Bring Drakow into the store.

 

[Overlord Drakow]

1260

As hilarious as that is, unfortunately BinayPeaches has already tested that out and we didn't get kicked out V____V

How about stealing a uniform and then going around misdirecting all the customers.

 

[gimmepie]

1261

Perform a satanic ritual in one of the isles complete with goats blood (which they probably sell).

 

[TY]

1262

Build a Planetary Fortress and hunt gimmepie down with it.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1262.

Team up with JNathan and have a Pokemon fight with plushies and plastic Pokeball's. Then when one loses, throw a tantrum and throw flour everywhere then yell 'BYAKUGAN!' at the guests. Yup, I'm pretty weird.

 

[TY]

1263

Make music that is completely horrible for everyone and think you are the best

 

[Nakala Pri]

1264.

Chase the children and throw figs at them, then when the parents protest throw pineapples at them. And when the staff try and pull you away, get JNathan to barge in and shoot them with water-guns.

My dream. <3

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

1265 scream digimon is better than pokemon beat a old lady and vomit

 

[Nakala Pri]

1266.

Yell 'Battlefield 3 sucks!', that should do the trick instantly. xD

 

[TY]

1267

Act like a CoD fanboy and annoy the customers with it

 

[Nakala Pri]

1268.

Put up a small strong box, wear something leather or metallic then put on Bang Bang Sexy and dance like a crazy person. And when the staff try and pull you down, spray pepper spray in their eyes and kick them in the stomach. >:D