1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[TY]

1269

Possess and use Demon Magic against EVERYONE
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Nakala Pri]

1270.

Turn off all of the lights and parade in their with a group of friends with colored glow sticks and start dancing crazily. Jump up on the shelves and kick the stuff down, even start chucking it at people. xD

 

[TY]

1271

Throw melting acid over the entire store >:D

 

[gimmepie]

1272

March a parade through the store. Complete with elephants if possible.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1273.

Tie Gimmepie to a poll and threaten to light him on fire if they don't convince Game Freak to make a huge give-away celebration, where toys, games and all kinds of merchandise is for sale. xD If they refuse, then put a water-gun to Gimmepies' head and then stick it in his ear and pull the trigger... I'm freaky. :P

 

[TY]

1274

Bring Gym Leader Rozu into the store...
And watch the carnage >.>

 

[Nakala Pri]

1274.

Bring my guinea pig into the store, squeeze her stomach and wear a gas mask as the unmanly stench feels the store and the animal wears a smug smirk. xD

 

[TY]

1275

Place C4 everywhere and detonate them when there is a sale going on
-so evil >.>-

 

[Unknown#]

1276

This one is easy: try to start a nudist colony in the center of the store.

 

[PokeHacks11]

1277

Set the place on fire with millions of fire crackers inside.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1278.

Open all chocolate packets/candy/tasty food and eat it all! Then throw up all over the staff, then lie down on the floor so the staff can't move you. xD

 

[gimmepie]

1279 - Smuggle Unknown# into the store after they get banned for starting a nudist colony.

 

[Nakala Pri]

1280.

Sing 'Werewolves' at the top of your lungs while playing your guitar full bore then tone it up a bit until they're going deaf. (For precaution, wear noise-blocking headphones)

 

[TY]

1281

Make dozens of Oracle airships and hunt everyone down with them (especially gimmepie >:D)

 

[Nakala Pri]

1282.

Get a bubble machine and blow them in everyone's eyes, including Gimmpie AND ShadowExcadrill! >:D

 

[TY]

1283

Create 99 problems and be at least 70 of them xD

 

[Nakala Pri]

1284.

Scream 'Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon' one thousand times through a blow horn, then THROW IT TO THE GROUND! You can't trust the system! Then to make your you will be banned, try and eat one of the workers. C:<

 

[Darkrai666]

1285 : Take out your ipod And connect it to a speaker and Start Playing "Friday: Rebecca Black"

 

[Nakala Pri]

1286.

Put 'The Pikachu Song' on the radio and mix it with 'The Nyan Cat' song then do the Mudkipz Dance... OVER 9000 TIMES! xD

 

[TY]

1287

Do all of the things said in this thread