Things you will Never HEAR on Pokemon.

Well someone made this thread on PC ver 1.So I make it now.

Post the things here you will NEVER HEAR on Pokemon!

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Ash: Misty will you ever kiss me?"

Misty:" Sure"



*Kiss*

Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny : Pucker up brock ^^

Misty: I LOVE YOU PSYDUCK! *kicks Togepi* i hate you you little runt!
Psyduck: PPPIIIIKKKKAAAACCCHHHHUUUUU!!!!

Brock:" Where are my eyes?"
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Officer Jenny:"Great Job Team Rocket"
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Nurse Joy:"YAY!I just lost a patient."
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Ash:"Pikachu go away and never come back EVER again!"
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Pikachu:"Pika,PIka,CHU!" ( Ash I HATE YOU!)

Shelz4U said:

Brock:" Where are my eyes?"
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Officer Jenny:"Great Job Team Rocket"
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Nurse Joy:"YAY!I just lost a patient."
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Ash:"Pikachu go away and never come back EVER again!"
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Pikachu:"Pika,PIka,CHU!" ( Ash I HATE YOU!)

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Hehe! ^_^ those are funny!

Brock: I hate Women!!!
Gary: i think Ash is the greatest trainer!
Ash: No, your the greatest trainer Gary!

Pikachu: I hate you Ash your the dumbest trainer ever! i want a trainer thatll let me evolve! i never want to see your ugly mug again!!!
Ash: Hey, Pikachu, you can talk!

Haha!

Nurse Joy: Gosh, all these stupid Pok?mon keep getting hurt! I hate this job!

Brock: MISTY! Leave Ash now and be with me! I LOVE YOU!!!
Misty: OH BROCK! I thought you'd never ask!
Ash: Grrrreat! Let's start making wedding plans right away!

Ash: Gary, PLEASE tell me where you got all those cheerleaders! I want some too!
Gary: Ehh? Well you can have 'em! I don't think I'm that good of a trainer... You deserve to have them more!

Professor Oak: Ash... uhh... I forgot what kind of Pok?mon your Pikachu was. C-can you please tell me again?
Ash: Sure, professor! That's so easy... *waves hand around* It's a
Squirtle!

Delia: ASH! Let's throw that stupid Pikachu out and move to Goldenrod! Who needs training when you got a game corner tah visit!? WHOO-HOO!

Pikachu: Ash! Gimme your hat! *clamps onto his head* From now on I'm gonna be da Pok?mon Master!!! Start working on that Tackle, buddy!

Meowth: Ya know, Jess... I think that you'd be a much betta leader dan me.
Jessie: No, no, Meowth. You're so kind and intelligent... you should tell us what to do!
James: WHAT?! I'VE GOT TO BE THE LEADER!!! *knocks both of them out of the balloon*

Macie: I want to marry you Ash
Ash: Okay

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu (I hate you ash, I wish you evolve me into a Raichu like everyone else does)

Gary: Ohhhhhhh! You are in love... ooooooo

Joy: I hate this job, I rather be a team rocket member instead of being a nurse.

Misty: I hate you togepi *kicks togepi*

Togepi: toooooogepi (I hate you too Misty.)

Jackson: Die Marina die!

Harrison: You take Sneasel Ash, I don't ever want to capture it

Yoshie: Isn't it super-awesome being named after a dinosaur?

Brock: Cool, its another pretty girl. I'm taking a break now

Tracey: WAZZZZZZZZZZUP!

Gary: Ash, will you marry me?

Ash: Sure Gary, I always loved you

Misty: Ahhh...fire pokemon rock!

Kenta: I give up Junichi, you can have Marina
Marina: I love you Junichi!
Satoshi: I love Purfume!
Haruka: Time for a Gym Battle!
Eusine: Forget Suicune! Must have Raikou!
Kasumi: I will stay with you Rudy
Buson: Can I have a cookie?

Ash: I would love to be like Gary
Pikachu: Rai-rai-chuuu!
Chikorita/Bayleef: I love Pikachu. I would like to be his girlfriend
Misty:Torchic, gooo!!!!
Brock: I like Jenny I like Joy but Misty I love the most!

Hazuki-san said:

Gary: Ash, will you marry me?

Ash: Sure Gary, I always loved you

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Why not? n.n() *L*
Ookido-hakase: 'Poetry is for losers!'
Kenji: 'Yeah! losers like you!'
n.n()

*Crobat Uses Aerial Ace On The Viridian City Nurse Joy*
Brock: .....Hey... I'm sick of my Crobat!!
Ash: Oh-ahhh .... Ah ... Uh.. What's wrong with you're Crobat Brock?
Brock: Who cares about that stupid thing that attacked Nurse Joy?
*Brock runs to Nurse Joy*
*Misty kicks Brock*
Brock: Agh!!
Misty: Crobat is NOT stupid!
~~Eh how lame~~:P:P:P:P

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=65

I guess this is hear and the other is see? Maybe the threads should be merged under the title of "Things you will never hear or see on Pok?mon.

Harrison: Geez, Ash! That last battle you did was terrible! You really stink as a Trainer...

Marina: Kenta, you idiot! Leave me to be with Junichi! NOW!

Gary: Ash! Please tell me how I can get these cheerleaders to leave me alone!

Pikachu: "Pipipi pikachu chuu! Chu pikachu pika!" [Togepi you little pest! Go away!]

Ash: Misty... you take Pikachu. *sets it in her arms* I'm quittin' training and setting off to the Orange Islands! Ooohh.... girls.... ehehe, c'mon Brock!

Ash:"Gary I love you"

Gary:"Ohh...YAY!"

*Gary hugs Ash*

XD!

Ash: Can I marry you Gary?

Gary: Ewwwww.. you are being so sick, ash.

Nuse Joy: I hate you Chansey!

Professor Oak: Why do I ever take this job.. I really hate it.

Kairi said:

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=65

I guess this is hear and the other is see? Maybe the threads should be merged under the title of "Things you will never hear or see on Pok?mon.

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I guessed I spelled the name wrong, it was suppose to be exactly like this one.

Professor Oak: Delia, will you marry me?!
Delia: Ohhh, professor! Yes! YES!
Ash: But aren't you two a li- *gets whacked by Misty*
Misty: This is sooo romantic!
Brock: B-But... I was gonna marry her...

:P

Kayleigh said:

Professor Oak: Delia, will you marry me?!
Delia: Ohhh, professor! Yes! YES!
Ash: But aren't you two a li- *gets whacked by Misty*
Misty: This is sooo romantic!
Brock: B-But... I was gonna marry her...

:P

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Aww... I wish that would happen... *sigh*

Ash: Sorry Pikachu, ya mess with the Fro, ya gotta go.
Ash: Sorry Pikachu, ya ain?t pulling your weight on my team anymore, I?m replacing you with Snorelax?now that?s a REAL pokemon.