Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

A kind of hairstyle? No, I want an actual, full hairstyle, not just a kind of hairstyle!

That's the same as asking "What do I odd do not?" That's an anagram of "Did Dood want Hoot?" That's asking if Geodude wants to breed with Hoothoot - the answer is "no" since they are of different Egg Groups and can't possibly develop feelings for each other.

If you have super strong muscles, how often would you cook pepperoni soup?

All the time! And then I would fling it all across the globe so that everybody can have their share. Global hunger problem solved!

How many plants do you plant every week?

Only one. Do you know how long it takes to rip out just one of the neighbor's plants? Spends plenty of time mulling over a good replacement too. How does turning a peony into a pea plant sound?

Why do the seasons change?

The seasons are four big kingdoms fighting for dominion over the entire world. They constantly outsmart each other which is why things keep changing. We humans shouldn't know about them but you know them capitalists: always there helping out, making sure it continues as long as they can smell profits.

What type of tea is this?

Leaves of TsarEenA of course.

What is fog?

It's the proof that people waste too much water!

Can I buy that picture, please?

Yes and no. Sells parts of the picture by the pixel. How do you feel about a nice, 28x11 section of the right side of Grumpycat?

Why do people like cats and dogs so much?

Because cats and dogs made humans with that in mind. Much to the chagrin of all the other animals.

Why does Mario jump so high?

He's a former pro-basketball player who played in the MBC, the Mushroom Basketball Cup. Until that scandal happened and he got banned from playing anymore =\

Why did you park you car in the river?

Its not parking, Im charging it, the newest environmentally friendly models run on water energy!

What was the biggest victory in a world class basketball championship?

Probably scoring with some pastry to create Dunkin donuts :)

What's your favorite Pokemon?

Crabominable. Can't you see? My avatar secretly wants to be one!

Where is your chocolate stash? 😇

Idk, ask Starlight. She knows it better than anybody else!

How much chocolate can you buy with your money?

Not much. Because you stole my money and hid it with starlight!

Now, How do I make chocolate?

You sell your soul to Forum Games and then hope and pray that the gods give you a revelation.

Why are bonbons superior to chocolate?

Because they're tasty! 😏
Good thing this is twisted edition 😉

Do you know how to perform a rain dance?

That's easy: I swing my hammer and if they don't want to get hit they need to move it! :3

What does the calendar say?

It said I can't read the calender.

If I say Hi to someone, what should they reply back?

*imitates the old Yahoo! jingle complete with the banjo riff* That.

What time did you wake up today?

Never. I'm either asleep or sleepwalking.

What's that thing on your head?