Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

They look like demon horns but are actually laser cannons. Just in case I need to shoot some lasers, you know?

How many times did it take you to get your drivers license?

Way less than it should've, trust me. :)

Who is your favorite PC admin?

Well, I am the only one who uses my PC and has administrator privileges for it!

What is your favourite Pokémon fan game?

The one I made that the Pokemon Company bought from me, and is releasing as Scarlet and Violet.

Why can't Disney make decent Star Wars content?

Because you can't create something decent when you're ruled by a mouse with an iron fist.

Why do some people use AM/PM for time measuring while others don't?

Dunno. Maybe their clocks got stuck at 12 and the hands can't move on to 13?

Anyway, what's your favorite coffee?

The kind I can spill on others so that I don't have to drink it!

Where do you shop for clothes?

Where don't you shop for clothes? You can find them anywhere! Why just this week I found a lovely skirt in the dumpster by my house, bargain!

What makes the world go round?

The computer servers ofc! They've been running our world ever since we nearly destroyed it several decades ago. If some dude with glasses offering you a red or blue pill shows up, just ignore his offer entirely!

How fast can you run?

I can run so fast that it appears I'm not moving. At least that's what I tell people anyway.

What's the best way to eat an orange?

In a bottle or a glass. Saves a lot of trouble!

What's your motto?

Better to sleep late and get fired than to wake up early and have to work.

Why are you painting your car keys?

In case I lost them, I'll use the picture to explain to others how they looked like.

Which bird has the largest wings?

Why that would be the hummingbird. You'd never know though, but that's the secret to how they manage to hover so easily!

You're at your door and it is locked with your keys in the house. What do you do?

I'd look for Blue Police Telephone Box that makes a distinct whooshing sound when in use and ask them to take me back in time a bit, right before I locked myself out.

What is your preferred drinking container?

The skulls of my enemies. It has to be multiple too, one is not enough.

If I train behind a waterfall for 10 years, what will happen to me?

You'll become a Water type and be weak to my Freeze-Dry 😈

Why are you looking at me like that?

Looking at you like what? I don't have any eyes, I can't be looking at anything!

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Sure, I'll tell the truth as I know it, exactly the way it has been passed down to me by Lord Eevolitus.



Is this rubber ducky yours?

Oh yes I sent it to assassinate you! Now that you've seen it its already too late to get away!

Which were the two sides that fought the second world war?