Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

There were in fact 400 sides that fought, I think you need to check your sauces.

What is your favourite book to read?

The diary of Tom Riddle. Yes, I am still a death eater muwaha. Once I sacrifice this puny muggle then the Dark Lord will rise once more!

Dressing up for Halloween?

Hm? If I am dressing up for Halloween? Nah, I'm scary enough as it is.

What does a Magikarp taste like?

It tastes like sadness and makes you wanna flop around aimlessly =\

Are you the one they call the 'Dark Lord' ?

Yes! Not the Dork Lord! Stop getting it wrong! Rules over the dark and shadowy places. Sends spiders from those places to take over residences all over the world. Abra Kadabras anyone who stands in the way.

Why do some many people like dogs and cats?

Because they eat all the meat that we soon won't need anymore, with all the vegetarianism spreading!!1

Why am I so busy?

If you call sleeping an activity, that would explain your business all right!

Who can defeat Jafar?

Stitch. Zips in. Blasts Jafar with lasers. Steals the lamp. Done.

What do you do to relax?

Robbing banks is a pleasant little activity.

What's your favorite season?

It 100% has to be the season of Winter because it means I can lick a lamppost and get my tongue stuck on it.

If Sandra has 3 apples and gives me 1, how many bananas does she have left?

-15 bananas. Borrowed heavily. Dealt with compounding interest on the banana loan too.

Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

It is the one who does not give any favour to anyone so that everyone is treated equally!

What question could I ask next ?

Why not make it one about politics? You'll surely liven up the place 😈

Why are you riding your bike on the highway?

So that I can be back home faster!

What type(s) should our next pokémon president be ?

Fairy. Demands a Fidough in office!

What is the most interesting place you have ever visited?

The Lost City of Atlantis, up there with Avalon and the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

What color do you like best?

My bed! So many space to explore under the sheet and the duvet!
Transparent! So that you can see any other color you want under it!

What is the tastiest thing you have ever eaten (or drunk) ?

My elixir of immortality

Can you dance?

No, it's all movements to me...

How can I become a funnier person?

Now that's easy - force people to laugh at your jokes or you'll steal their pets :)

Fly is to Sky as Swim is to...?