Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[VisionofMilotic]

I don't, the only impact I know is this giga impact. I love that move, let me show you...oooops, I have lost control, look out...BOOM!

Do you know the know the muffin man?

 

[Aquacorde]

No, I've only ever heard of the Muffin Woman.

What is the best way to heat up soup?

 

[Arcaneum]

Chuck it in the Arctic Circle somewhere and hope for the best. I mean, they do say ice CAN burn you...

What's the best way to eat soup that's been left to freeze?

 

[Aquacorde]

Just gnaw on it honestly. It's good for your teeth.

Unrelated, but how does one fix a broken tooth?

 

[Arcaneum]

Do what I'm doing right now and simply don't - 10 months and counting and it's still going strong :sunglasses:

Best way to deal with an earthquake?

 

[Aquacorde]

You're gonna wanna get above anything that's falling down, so get yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your area. Good luck!

How can I cure my cat's sneezes?

 

[Juno]

Find the human they are allergic to in your home and evict them

What are stars made of?

 

[Aquacorde]

Spiders. Lots and lots of spiders. Don't worry about it.

What should I do if I'm always cold?

 

[Juno]

Simply move to Mali, where the average yearly temperature is 83.89°F

How do I revive a wilted plant?

 

[Aquacorde]

Okay, it's not quite dead, but I think necromancy might be applicable here.

Where should I go if I want to buy candles?

 

[Juno]

Why buy candles when our ears naturally produce wax? Save money and learn a new craft

Is my gumbo mid?

 

[Aquacorde]

Oh, I... didn't realize that was gumbo. Hm. Okay.

How much should I spend on new socks?

 

[Arcaneum]

I'd suggest at least $1000 a week - those feet need the best socks you can get!

How can I earn $1000 a week easily?

 

[Aquacorde]

Selling socks to me, obviously!

What is sunbathing?

 

[Arcaneum]

Another name for a solar eclipse cause it's when the sun leaves for a bit for a bath.

What is a lunar eclipse?

 

[Aquacorde]

That's just another name for fancams of the moon.

What is the moon, anyway?

 

[Juno]

It's a giant egg

What do you think will hatch from it?

 

[Aquacorde]

Just a regular-sized chicken, unfortunately.

What happens as the moon chicken grows up?

 

[Juno]

The moon chicken will live and die alone - unfortunately we only had one moon so it is the only one of its kind

Incidentally, we now also have no moon. How is our world affected by this?

 

[Aquacorde]

Surprisingly, it isn't.

Which then begs the question- what's been controlling the tides?