~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but your stomach is upset :p

I wish to become Giratina!

Granted but you're a plushie

I wish for Team Gears to win the GT

Granted but it was in a dream

I wish for Apricorns to win

Granted, but they win the U18 cricket championship in Honolulu and not the GT.

I wish to have a copy of every pokemon game

Granted, but you don't have any of the consoles or emulators to play them

I wish for Arcaneum and Princess Starlight to be my besties!

Granted, but you lost all of the consoles to play them.

Edit: Ninja'd!

Granted, but there's a TV series called Besties, and your wish just turned your friends into 2 DVD copies of this show.



I wish my neighbors would stop buying cats and abandoning them. They are really thoughtless.

Granted, but now they are doing it with dogs :v

I wish for a Nintendo Switch with a PLA copy!

Granted but its a pirated copy and your switch becomes unusable aftertrying to play it

I wish to own a nice villa by the sea

Granted, but Kyogre and Groudon start fighting, and destroy it :p

I wish to turn into May!

Granted, but you are now two dimensional, and are quite a lonely animation cel. The artists haven't used you in more than a decade since you are not in the show anymore.

I wish my house was not so old and constantly in need of repair.

Granted, your house gets destroyed by a natural disaster when you're not at home. No house, no need for repair =D

I wish for House MD to get a reboot.

Granted but its so bad you wish it didn't

I wish I wouldn't have to eat and sleep to stay alive

EDIT: Odd indeed, our posts appeared to have switched places. Still, i will answer accordingly!

Granted because you are now a vampire, and have to drink blood to continue your existence.

Granted, but the weather is only better in Panama. Where you are the weather just got worse.

I wish the US had a better Healthcare system

I wish for pokecommunity to prosper and continue to brong happiness to people with lots of new members in every section

Granted. Runs on electricity now, with a poor battery. Must stay plugged in at all times. Edit: Was below apro and VisionofMilotic at different times. Strange.

Granted. Devotes all funds to healthcare. No longer maintains roads or other infrastructure such as water treatment.

Wishes for better weather.

Granted. Brings lots of spammers and people with...less than pleasant views. Brings a lot of happiness to them to find a place to spread their hate.

Wishes the Respond button would work properly and grab the selected quotes.

Granted, but now the like and share buttons no longer work =\

I wish my reflexes were still as good as when I was younger.

Granted, but the post button stopped working.

I wish my spell of writer's block/ lack of motivation would end.

Granted, you now have so many ideas and your motivation is abundant, but you lack the time to write anything down at all!

I wish my reflexes were still as good as when I was younger.

Granted. Adjusted your reflexes to when you were a baby.

Wishes for the ability to teleport to specific locations at will.

Granted, but your particles don't always reconfigure properly after you teleport, and you end up looking like a jigsaw puzzle. Below is you after this process.



I wish my house could magically clean itself.