~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but your stomach is upset :p

I wish to become Giratina!

 

[apro]

Granted but you're a plushie

I wish for Team Gears to win the GT

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted but it was in a dream

I wish for Apricorns to win

 

[apro]

Granted, but they win the U18 cricket championship in Honolulu and not the GT.

I wish to have a copy of every pokemon game

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but you don't have any of the consoles or emulators to play them

I wish for Arcaneum and Princess Starlight to be my besties!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you lost all of the consoles to play them.

Edit: Ninja'd!

Granted, but there's a TV series called Besties, and your wish just turned your friends into 2 DVD copies of this show.



I wish my neighbors would stop buying cats and abandoning them. They are really thoughtless.

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but now they are doing it with dogs :v

I wish for a Nintendo Switch with a PLA copy!

 

[apro]

Granted but its a pirated copy and your switch becomes unusable aftertrying to play it

I wish to own a nice villa by the sea

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but Kyogre and Groudon start fighting, and destroy it :p

I wish to turn into May!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you are now two dimensional, and are quite a lonely animation cel. The artists haven't used you in more than a decade since you are not in the show anymore.

I wish my house was not so old and constantly in need of repair.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, your house gets destroyed by a natural disaster when you're not at home. No house, no need for repair =D

I wish for House MD to get a reboot.

 

[apro]

Granted but its so bad you wish it didn't

I wish I wouldn't have to eat and sleep to stay alive

 

[VisionofMilotic]

EDIT: Odd indeed, our posts appeared to have switched places. Still, i will answer accordingly!

Granted because you are now a vampire, and have to drink blood to continue your existence.

Granted, but the weather is only better in Panama. Where you are the weather just got worse.

I wish the US had a better Healthcare system

I wish for pokecommunity to prosper and continue to brong happiness to people with lots of new members in every section

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Runs on electricity now, with a poor battery. Must stay plugged in at all times. Edit: Was below apro and VisionofMilotic at different times. Strange.

Granted. Devotes all funds to healthcare. No longer maintains roads or other infrastructure such as water treatment.

Wishes for better weather.

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Brings lots of spammers and people with...less than pleasant views. Brings a lot of happiness to them to find a place to spread their hate.

Wishes the Respond button would work properly and grab the selected quotes.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now the like and share buttons no longer work =\

I wish my reflexes were still as good as when I was younger.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the post button stopped working.

I wish my spell of writer's block/ lack of motivation would end.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you now have so many ideas and your motivation is abundant, but you lack the time to write anything down at all!

I wish my reflexes were still as good as when I was younger.

 

[Devalue]

Granted. Adjusted your reflexes to when you were a baby.

Wishes for the ability to teleport to specific locations at will.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but your particles don't always reconfigure properly after you teleport, and you end up looking like a jigsaw puzzle. Below is you after this process.



I wish my house could magically clean itself.