~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, you're now so agitated all the time that other people are calm by comparison =D

I wish Leafeon would stop hugging me already... it's been 6 hours!

Spoiler:

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! But now an umbreon is hugging you!

I wish I could Use psychic!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it always gives you a headache!

I wish I could pick up any hobby and be good at it, immediately!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can only have one at a time and will instantly forget your previous one =D

I wish for a rain suit that never wears and also doesn't get hot after wearing it for a long time.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's glued to your body with a substance that our human technology cannot remove.

I wish I had some bean curd homestyle to eat right now

 

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted! But you drop it all over the floor right as you're about to eat it (im so sorry)

I wish I could fly

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You now have a pair of wings that lets you fly! Unfortunately, you are too heavy for them to carry you around for a long time, so you can only fly in short distances and for a small amount of time.

I wish I exercised more.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you are a hamster in a wheel now



I wish for a flawless smile.

 

[SteCisGreendog]

Granted, but your flawless teeth are in a colour other than natural white.

I wish time wasn't an obstacle.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, time no longer exists and the world comes to a complete stop. If time doesn't exist it can't be an obstacle, right? 😉

I wish to master the Thu'um.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they only come out when you sneeze!

I wish for a flute!

 

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted! But whenever you try and play it spaghetti comes out! (enjoy your unlimited food)

I wish I was a millionaire

 

[ReKoil]

Granted:

Spoiler:

Don't spend it all in 1 place now 😉

I wish for new wallpaper.

 

[AMP017]

Granted, but it's always a picture of a fainted eeveelution.

I wish to be able to speak to animals!

 

[Megan]

Granted, but they end up being to shy to talk to you!

I wish I wasn't tired!

 

[RomHack Gaming]

Granted! Now you'll never be tired, but you won't be able to sleep ever again!

I wish I wish I was a fish

 

[Cosmega]

Granted! You're now a fish, but there is no water nearby!

I wish I could come up with better ideas.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, and you were just caught by a fishing vessel. The time it takes to asphyxiate will depend of what type of fish you are- you got anywhere between a few minutes to several hours, so use your time wisely. If you are small fish in a big net, then I suggest you try to wriggle your way out of a panel in the mesh.

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the flow of time is stuck that way now. The entirety of history is about to repeat itself the other way around!

I wish I could come up with better ideas.

Granted, but they're only 1% better than your previous ideas!


I wish my old supermarket was still there =\

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but now it only sells salt and pepper!

I wish for a fluffy blanket