~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the level of bureaucracy in it is through the roof.

I wish for a new fan that doesn't squeak.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Umm cyrus, is that you? Granted, but a 10 year-old kid stops you! shoulda refreshed lol

Granted, but it's a heater!

I wish for a robot friend.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted,

Spoiler:

but it likes to party with other robots, so you're not gonna be getting any sleep, ever!

I wish my cat could get along with other cats.

 

[apro]

Granted! Putting aside their differences they finally manage to move forward their plans on world domination.

I wish I had the ability to stop time

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but when time stops, you stop too!

I wish for a girlfriend

 

[apro]

Granted but she is over 100 years old

I wish to eat the tastiest desserts in the world

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but now you can't eat anything other than desserts!

I wish for a world where pokémon live freely, rather than as pets or slaves

 

[apro]

Granted! The world turn 180° around and it is now pokemon who keep humans as pets and battling with them. Weird times...

I wish I could travel to different worlds

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's a one way trip so you can never go back to a world you've already been to.

I wish for a giant chocolate bar.

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but it's made of plastic

I wish to expand land for human development

 

[apro]

Granted! Our lizard overlords expand their influence to Mars where they build labs for developing new types of humans to better fit their needs.

I wish people stopped writing into this thread

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, we're now all banned. 😱

I wish for an eeveelution hoodie.

 

[kpac_xjinx]

Granted, but you can't wear it

I wish I could be a bird

 

[Cosmega]

No. There can only be one.

Granted! You're now a bird, but you're a very big bird, impeding you from entering and leaving buildings!

I wish I could get out of my comfort zone more often.

 

[Megan]

Granted, now all your clothes except for one pair of underwear are gone!

I wish I knew what I was doing!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you no longer have one =D

Granted, you know now... but you don't like what you've come to realize =\

I wish there was more time in a day.

 

[Zeostar]

Almost granted. You ran out of time to make this wish by a mere 30 seconds.

I wish for a large pizza.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but your bug net isn't big enough to catch it!

I wish for the power to end all suffering.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Edit: Ninja'd again Granted, it's so big that it's confiscated from you before you can take a bite, so it can go in the Guinness book of world records. You have crowds of people constantly looking into your window and knocking on your door now everyday to see the huge pizza, thinking it's still there.



Granted, but only if you agree to experience all the suffering of every being in this world in their place.

I wish I could do something truly important to help others

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now that you can, you no longer want to...

I wish for this headache to go away already.