PokéStory Time - Just add five words!

Hi guys, here's my last new game for a while!

The aim of the game is essentially to tell a continuous story, constantly adding on to the last person's post as the story progresses. It's a simple concept but could get confusing so I'll lay it out below!

• I'll start off a story and each post following will extend the story by 5 words.
• Copy and paste the current story before adding your extension.
• Post 5 worlds only in your post!
• Feel free to start/end sentences at any point - punctuation is your friend!
• The story can take any direction you want, but try not to completely ruin an already established plot point.
• Do not add another user into the story without their permission!
• When a story has run its course, we'll begin a new story and keep all previous stories in the thread.
• Most of all, have fun :D
• Feel free to message me if you need help, it should make sense once a few people have posted!

Now let's start off our glorious tale of the friendly Sandshrew!

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately...

Lmao, he decided to poison his ice cream that he was enjoying just in case someone stole it? XD

Yes. Situational deus ex machina at its best. xD

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up.

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!"...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around...

SIX WORDS I'M A REBEL.

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but

I vote ban her

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died.

Humans are boring :D

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird...

Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died.

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well that escalated quickly ):

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew...

Once upon a time, there was a Sandshrew. The Sandshrew was very sad because someone had stolen its ice cream, which he thankfully poisoned beforehand. The unfortunate thief collapsed on the ground, desperately trying to cough it up. The Sandshrew celebrated, when suddenly a meteorite fell in front of a nearby Ampharos, who decided to look into it. However, there was an evil Starly waiting to attack. "Thunderbolt!" Squirrel yelled, flapping his arms around, attempting to use Fly, but forgetting he was human, died. As Squirrel died, a bird known as Pidgey landed near to the thief, whilst Sandshrew was singing a Disney song...

(All stage plays need an obligatory Disney song.)