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Chit-Chat: The One-Liner Pie RP: cats.

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Gabri

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  • Gabri rolls to the side and asks solivagant if she enjoyed the night.
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    Nero

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  • Nero's done. He's just done. He's not coming back. RIP one-liner RP's innocence, page 1-17. I can't even third-person anymore. I can't even one-line anymore. I'm sorry I can't handle this. I just wanted a nice, family friendly chit-chat thread full of Bidoofs, Bidoofs everywhere and instead I got two people flirting and a couple of third wheelers. I didn't sign up for this. None of us signed up for this. RP was a mistake. I'm going back to solo writing. I'm going back to solo living. I'm gonna become a hermit, gonna leave civilization. If this is what the world's become, then I don't want to be a part of it. Goodbye everyone. Fate, take me. You own me now.

    In another world, Nero overreacts, but in reality he just asks if sexytime is over yet.
     
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    Rika patiently waits for tea and closes door on solivagant.
     

    Gabri

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  • Gabri acknowledges Rika's new old Hawt username and gives her some freshly made Hawt tea and biscuits.
     

    Oddball_

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  • Oddy wonders why there aren't actually bidoof everywhere as a single tear falls from his face.
     

    Gabri

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  • Gabri pays no attention to the presence or absence of Bidoofs, since he has a guest in his house he must attend to.

    [Note: I did not specify WHICH guest... ;)]
     
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    Oddball_

    Magical Senpai and god of the closet.
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  • Oddy realises that the title is incorrect as the plural of bidoof is still just bidoof.
     

    Nero

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  • Nero always thought Moonlight Sonata's first movement can be pretty spooky, especially when his printer goes off in the middle of the night Jesus Christ someonehelpme it's 12:20 am and Nero's printer is freaking him out.
     

    Oddball_

    Magical Senpai and god of the closet.
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  • Oddy pulls a banjo from beneath his skirt and hands it to Gabri with a cheeky wink.
     

    Gabri

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  • Gabri puts latex gloves on, as he doesn't know where that banjo was kept in, and plays Slayer on the banjo.
     
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