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i wonder which fish pokémon would be best to eat? like some fish irl just are Not Good. i dont think barboach/whiscash would be good. but Finneon might be?
Which Pokemon would you most like to eat?
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the question then is like. if you catch a wishiwashi schooling form and then kill it to eat it... what happens
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I've always been curious as to what a Slowpoke Tail tastes like... Well I guess I'll just leave that to my imagination.
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that's! a good question! are they really that good? or are they just a weird thing that rich people are like "oh its expensive and damaging to the environment i will eat this to be fancy"
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I don't really have a concrete idea for that one. But if they serve it in Kalos' restaurants and people eat it then it must be good.
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weeeell see i dont think people actually LIKE all the fancy food we hear about, i just think they eat them to be fancy. fits right into that french aesthetic. also i think the tails would be like... rubbery? idk why. slowpoke just look kinda rubbery, y'know?
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A rubbery... Slowpoke... I won't be able to get that image out of my head. But I guess we'll never know until we can actually do stuff like TRON and actually enter the video game world and experience all of that stuff for ourselves.
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I'd do anything for a little Kingler meat
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do you think pumkaboo would taste like pumpkin...
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i would eat that
but idk its weird like. are grass types plant-like when you eat them? or animal-like?
but idk its weird like. are grass types plant-like when you eat them? or animal-like?
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Hard to say. Bulbasaur probably tastes more animalian but I'd think something like Tangrowth would be botanical
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I'd go with the "Ice Cream" Pokémon with a Cherubi on top. I have nothing to say about the rest. If only Cherubi was an option, though.
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What a morbid thread..
Although I'd really want to try a miltank burger.
Although I'd really want to try a miltank burger.
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Don't you think it would be delicious?
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Eat Pokemon? I'd NEVER eat a Pokemon! That's Horrible!
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Though it isn't on the list, a Tsareena would be the juiciest and tastiest Pokémon out there.