Aquacorde
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i wonder which fish pokémon would be best to eat? like some fish irl just are Not Good. i dont think barboach/whiscash would be good. but Finneon might be?
I've always been curious as to what a Slowpoke Tail tastes like... Well I guess I'll just leave that to my imagination.
that's! a good question! are they really that good? or are they just a weird thing that rich people are like "oh its expensive and damaging to the environment i will eat this to be fancy"
weeeell see i dont think people actually LIKE all the fancy food we hear about, i just think they eat them to be fancy. fits right into that french aesthetic. also i think the tails would be like... rubbery? idk why. slowpoke just look kinda rubbery, y'know?I don't really have a concrete idea for that one. But if they serve it in Kalos' restaurants and people eat it then it must be good.
weeeell see i dont think people actually LIKE all the fancy food we hear about, i just think they eat them to be fancy. fits right into that french aesthetic. also i think the tails would be like... rubbery? idk why. slowpoke just look kinda rubbery, y'know?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)I'd do anything for a little Kingler meat
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i would eat that
but idk its weird like. are grass types plant-like when you eat them? or animal-like?
What a morbid thread..
Although I'd really want to try a miltank burger.