Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but its opposite day XD
I wish for a world without work.

Granted, but its for everyone but you.

I wish for more Boktai Games.

Granted, however, there are none for you to play.

I wish for poetry!

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for my writer's block to disappear.

Granted. The block that allows you to write is gone.

I wish for sashimi.

Granted, it's absolutely delicious, but it stinks so much you can't get near it.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted, but now you can't stop exercising.

I wish I had a job..

Granted, your a Garbageman regardless of the fact that your a girl O.O
I wish for Monday.

Granted, but you sleep through it.

(I have no problem with garbagelady, that pays alot!)

I wish for sexy genie girl clothes!

Granted, but thats only because your a genie who lives in a bottle all her life :P.

(I know the job pays a lot! It's because few people are willing to do it. Have you ever considered actually being one?)

I wish I was omincient.

Granted, but it was misinterpreted, you are now omnicent, you are all pocket change!

I wish for a Gardevoir (nicknamed Sana)

(Yeah..I need a job that bad..)

Granted, but it's hacked!

I wish that I knew if I was a good poet or not... I just posted a poem in the other poetry thread XD.

(I just know how this wish is going to be corrupted too XD)

Granted, but it turns out you're not. Okay, that's not true =D

I wish I possessed telepathy.

Granted, but it's limited to fish. (Thank You!)

I wish that I hadn't predicted how my wish would be corrupted.

Granted, but now the universe is ripped asunder.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. By yourself an Airplane ticket =P

I wish that I could fly without using a machine such as an airplane or helicopter.

Granted, but you only think you can..don't jump off any tall buildings..

I wish I had a moemon (lols)

Granted. It's not as moe~ as you thought it would be though.

I wish I had a Touhoumon (more lols)/

Granted, but your stuck with Reimu. :/

I wish school would never end

granted but because of budget cuts all schools are closed down

i wish i was on a boat