Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but its opposite day XD
I wish for a world without work.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its for everyone but you.

I wish for more Boktai Games.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, there are none for you to play.

I wish for poetry!

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for my writer's block to disappear.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. The block that allows you to write is gone.

I wish for sashimi.

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, it's absolutely delicious, but it stinks so much you can't get near it.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but now you can't stop exercising.

I wish I had a job..

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, your a Garbageman regardless of the fact that your a girl O.O
I wish for Monday.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but you sleep through it.

(I have no problem with garbagelady, that pays alot!)

I wish for sexy genie girl clothes!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but thats only because your a genie who lives in a bottle all her life :P.

(I know the job pays a lot! It's because few people are willing to do it. Have you ever considered actually being one?)

I wish I was omincient.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but it was misinterpreted, you are now omnicent, you are all pocket change!

I wish for a Gardevoir (nicknamed Sana)

(Yeah..I need a job that bad..)

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's hacked!

I wish that I knew if I was a good poet or not... I just posted a poem in the other poetry thread XD.

(I just know how this wish is going to be corrupted too XD)

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Granted, but it turns out you're not. Okay, that's not true =D

I wish I possessed telepathy.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's limited to fish. (Thank You!)

I wish that I hadn't predicted how my wish would be corrupted.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but now the universe is ripped asunder.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. By yourself an Airplane ticket =P

I wish that I could fly without using a machine such as an airplane or helicopter.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but you only think you can..don't jump off any tall buildings..

I wish I had a moemon (lols)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's not as moe~ as you thought it would be though.

I wish I had a Touhoumon (more lols)/

 

[Donnie]

Granted, but your stuck with Reimu. :/

I wish school would never end

 

[WriteThemWrong]

granted but because of budget cuts all schools are closed down

i wish i was on a boat