Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's the titanic.

I wish that every single enemy Druid in FE:SoS didn't have berserk or sleep staves.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but now all you fight are armies of Manaketes/Dragonkin. Enjoy.

I wish I looked like Caeda/Shiida from Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

Granted. Then the shadow dragon gobbles on you

i wish for a stimulus package

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but it doesn't do you much good, as its from a third world country.

I wish for Free Anytime Minutes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You can use them anytime between the time I started to write this and the time I finished writing this.

I wish for 55 bottles of soda on that wall.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but they're constantly being shook up.

I wish for Sailor Mercury.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You hitch a ride on a boat sailing to Mercury and that is the main sailor's name.

I wish for BANZAI!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I don't know what you're going to do with most of it since you'll be dead by then.

I wish I didn't have to be hungry today.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but your even more thirstier.

I wish for CHOCOLATE!

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but it's made from cow manure. :<

I wish for some Working IPhone 3G from ATT. =P

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It works fine, but you still need to pay for the service.

I wish I was more motivated to work on my latest chibi.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted but from you wearing it out, it becomes 2G and it sucks.
I wish that people would understand me more.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Unfortunately, those people are cockroaches.

I wish I knew what to do...

 

[BlazingLink]

Granted, but you are executed.

I wish I could come up with stuff.

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its the man eating rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I wish I had some Frosted Mini Wheats.

 

[omany]

i wish Granted if there was an a pokemon D/P map editor

 

[Arukas]

Granted, But they are about 5 months old

I wish i had a jetpack

 

[Neiko Star]

Granted, but everybody hates you.

I wish for a biiiiiiig COOKIE.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're crushed underneath its tremendous girth.

I wish I knew why my computer is making this "whirring" noise.

 

[Arukas]

Granted, But now that you know the CIA is going to have to take you out.

I wish i had a pikachu :3