One lie you told today

Okay, everyone tells a lie now and again. Wether it's a little white lie or a big fat lie, everyone tells them.

So, what's one lie you have told today?

My cousin asked me for a piece of gum and I had just put a piece in my mouth. I said "Sorry, that was my last piece Nic." Even though I had like, five left.

Biggest lie in America.

hmmm I did say I had fun getting my kilt for my aunties wedding when I found it sooooooooooo boring =P
can't wait for the wedding though

"Did you like your peas?"

"Yes, they were wonderful."

I randomly said "No" to someone and said "Wrong person" right after but it wasn't, I was just being random.

I'm evil.

I told my mom I was broke when I actually have at least $20 in my wallet. She's just a gold-digger.

Gummy said:

I told my mom I was broke when I actually have at least $20 in my wallet. She's just a gold-digger.

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Gold-digger (adj) - Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

O.o

Here was another one:

Me: Hello, I am aimbot6.0 and I am an online shopping bot. I understand you have made a purchase for a Hello Kitty 'Waka' T-Shirt. Please type "1" then hit "enter" to confirm.
Kid: wut
Me: Unknown request.
Kid: cancle!!
Me: Unknown request. Please say "Help" to get a list of options.
Kid: help
Me: Unknown request
Kid: help!!!!!1
Me: Order confirmed, the bill will be combined with your internet charge. Please enjoy your item.
Kid: wut?!?! I SAID NO! I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE! CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE
Me: I am sorry, this bot is no longer available.

Friend called asked me to take him somewhere and I said I didn't have any gas in my vehicle or money to fill it up at the moment.

Then I leave thirty or so minutes later to go out with my girlfriend. XD

Not sure why I didn't just say I was heading out, but meh. He's more of an acquaintance then an actual friend. Dunno why he's asking me. o.O

Ctep said:

Gold-digger (adj) - Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

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Hu-mour - The faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humour.

O.o

Anyway, lies? Oooh, so many to choose from...

"Yeah, we gave out loads of the leaflets! It was great!"

We burned them, all but ten.

I told my dad I did take out a certain product. 7:30 in the morning I got a nasty wake up call. XD

someone in my class asked me for a tissue. i said no even though i did have one ;)

I don't think I have lied today.
Yet that is...

I asked my parents for $1000 for camp when I only needed $100. :[ Didn't work.

Ctep said:

Me: Hello, I am aimbot6.0 and I am an online shopping bot. I understand you have made a purchase for a Hello Kitty 'Waka' T-Shirt. Please type "1" then hit "enter" to confirm.
Kid: wut
Me: Unknown request.
Kid: cancle!!
Me: Unknown request. Please say "Help" to get a list of options.
Kid: help
Me: Unknown request
Kid: help!!!!!1
Me: Order confirmed, the bill will be combined with your internet charge. Please enjoy your item.
Kid: wut?!?! I SAID NO! I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE! CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE
Me: I am sorry, this bot is no longer available.

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Siggied!
Congratulations Ctep, you have made your way into my signature. It was really only a matter of time though, some of your posts are really funny:P

I don't tell lies.




^ Oh look, there's mine.

"I swear i didn't touch it!"

I had brownies for lunch :)

I didn't tell any lies today unfortunately.

TheOnion said:

I didn't tell any lies today unfortunately.

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You liar.

Probably the worst lie I have told today is how hungry I was. I ended up bloated at the Japanese Restaurant XD.

Someone called and wanted me to come over but I lied and said I was too busy. I have a headache and I don't think they would have helped at all, to be honest. 3:<