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One lie you told today

Alinthea said:
I haven't lied today...

Isn't that wonderful.
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Oh c'mon, everybody lies. And every day and every hour and the for the good ones every minute too :D

But the fact is, without lies the world would actually be a much more horrible place. I mean can you imagine what it would be like if everyone was honest all the time?
 
. . .

Well. . .
*sister hangs up phone and kisses me*

Me: What?
Sister: . . .
Me: Who was that on the phone!?
Sister: Grandma.
Me: Tell the truth.
Sister . . .
Me: NOW!
Sister: . . .
Me: I will give you something if you tell me.
Sister: It was mom!


See what I did there. Lied, because she did. I didn't give her anything, those of you not figuring it out. Don't worry, I am the same way.
 
Nothing comes to mind...

Oh. I told my teacher I wanted to catch up YV blog (Don't ask) so I got out of lesson, but really, I used that time to finish my English coursework.
 
I honestly can't think of a lie that I've told. I know I've told at least one, but none of them come to mind.
 
I told my grandmother I loved vegetables. God, that was such a mistake. We had vegetables for dinner!
 
I lie to my brother about not having enough money to buy him a pack of cigs all the time
 
It's soo expensive, it has too be kept in a special deep sea vault guarded by 500 elite soldiers, a couple of nuclear subs and the Navy fleet of 50 Major Countries from each Continent.
[told to the President of Antartica while attending the Penguin AA meeting in the underground volcano of Ktrguias in the northern Hemisphere of Antartica regarding my toenail clippings]

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Lulz XD.
 
"I'm sorry. Really, I am."

That's my most common lie, and I used it again today. Along with
"No. You don't annoy me. I want to be good friends with you"
 
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"What do you mean? Of course I can fix it. I wouldn't have broken it otherwise!"

2 issues with this - 1. I didn't break it in the first place. 2. I couldn't fix it anyway.

(In reference to my Nan's tap that snapped while me and my mum were trying to unstick it.)
 
I try not to lie too much because for the longest time in my life, I was positive that I had never lied.

But my lie was this morning. I told my mom that I had stayed up late because of awful gas pains (still have them X_X) and I was really up because I was browsing the internet.
 
I guess this could count as a lie...

My mother was feeling down earlier today, so I told her that I woke up around 3:00 AM this morning and, thinking the mirror on the back of my door was an exit (for some reason), walked face first into the doorknob. Made her laugh, so it was worth it.
 
...Yeah...

I told my aunt lianna that I didn't mind watching the kids(and i did mind). So I was stuck inside with two five year olds, a nine year old, a three year old, and two one year olds.

I had a super fun night tonight...>_>
 
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