One lie you told today

Saltare.

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    Okay, everyone tells a lie now and again. Wether it's a little white lie or a big fat lie, everyone tells them.

    So, what's one lie you have told today?

    My cousin asked me for a piece of gum and I had just put a piece in my mouth. I said "Sorry, that was my last piece Nic." Even though I had like, five left.

    Biggest lie in America.
     
    "Did you like your peas?"

    "Yes, they were wonderful."
     
    I randomly said "No" to someone and said "Wrong person" right after but it wasn't, I was just being random.

    I'm evil.
     
    I told my mom I was broke when I actually have at least $20 in my wallet. She's just a gold-digger.
     
    Gummy said:
    I told my mom I was broke when I actually have at least $20 in my wallet. She's just a gold-digger.
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    Gold-digger (adj) - Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

    O.o

    Here was another one:

    Me: Hello, I am aimbot6.0 and I am an online shopping bot. I understand you have made a purchase for a Hello Kitty 'Waka' T-Shirt. Please type "1" then hit "enter" to confirm.
    Kid: wut
    Me: Unknown request.
    Kid: cancle!!
    Me: Unknown request. Please say "Help" to get a list of options.
    Kid: help
    Me: Unknown request
    Kid: help!!!!!1
    Me: Order confirmed, the bill will be combined with your internet charge. Please enjoy your item.
    Kid: wut?!?! I SAID NO! I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE! CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE
    Me: I am sorry, this bot is no longer available.
     
    Friend called asked me to take him somewhere and I said I didn't have any gas in my vehicle or money to fill it up at the moment.

    Then I leave thirty or so minutes later to go out with my girlfriend. XD

    Not sure why I didn't just say I was heading out, but meh. He's more of an acquaintance then an actual friend. Dunno why he's asking me. o.O
     
    Ctep said:
    Gold-digger (adj) - Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.
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    Hu-mour (n) - The faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humour.

    O.o

    Anyway, lies? Oooh, so many to choose from...

    "Yeah, we gave out loads of the leaflets! It was great!"

    We burned them, all but ten.
     
    I told my dad I did take out a certain product. 7:30 in the morning I got a nasty wake up call. XD
     
    I told my mom I had a huge headache just to stay home because I didn't feel like going with her to her stupid job with her stupid co workers


    :t354:TG
     
    Ctep said:
    Me: Hello, I am aimbot6.0 and I am an online shopping bot. I understand you have made a purchase for a Hello Kitty 'Waka' T-Shirt. Please type "1" then hit "enter" to confirm.
    Kid: wut
    Me: Unknown request.
    Kid: cancle!!
    Me: Unknown request. Please say "Help" to get a list of options.
    Kid: help
    Me: Unknown request
    Kid: help!!!!!1
    Me: Order confirmed, the bill will be combined with your internet charge. Please enjoy your item.
    Kid: wut?!?! I SAID NO! I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE! CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE CANCLE
    Me: I am sorry, this bot is no longer available.
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    Siggied!
    Congratulations Ctep, you have made your way into my signature. It was really only a matter of time though, some of your posts are really funny:P
     
    "I swear i didn't touch it!"

    I had brownies for lunch :)
     
    TheOnion said:
    I didn't tell any lies today unfortunately.
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    You liar.

    Probably the worst lie I have told today is how hungry I was. I ended up bloated at the Japanese Restaurant XD.
     
    Someone called and wanted me to come over but I lied and said I was too busy. I have a headache and I don't think they would have helped at all, to be honest. 3:<
     
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