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Unfortunately that Aipom had Pokérus and thus you have Pokérus now as well
Fortunately Nurse Joy informs you about this at the Pokémon center
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~
Unfortunately, she only speaks in a heavy dialect that you are not able to understand.
Fortunately you meet someone else that is able to understand her
Unfortunately, that person understands her in the language she speaks and can't speak yours
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Fortunately Pokérus is good for you anyway, so you stop worrying about this language barrier.
Unfortunately, a cab pulls up and the rather irate driver asks for the one that called the cab, directing a verbal assault at you and you tell him you’re not the one who called it and he says someone named Bob called it and you tell him your name isn’t Bob but he just gets angrier and then gets out and grabs you and throws you in the cab
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~
Fortunately he takes you home because your roomate is actually called Bob
Unfortunately someone came to your house in a helicopter and toting a shotgun, he yells "GET TO THE CHOPPA! NOW!" As he aims the shotgun towards you in your second floor room
Fortunately, Schwarzenegger is a nice guy and is just trying to get you to GET TO DA CHOPPA faster.
Unfortunately, Dolph Lundgren also come and pissed at you dilly-dallying. So he knocks you out with a single heart punch.
Fortunately you survive and didn't even have to GET TO THE CHOPPA
Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia (which is where we are at now) DA CHOPPA GETS TO YOU and chops your head off.
Unfortunately, the enemy hijacks DA CHOPPA
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~
Fortunately you are a Blacephalon so having your head chopped off is no issue
Unfortunately the enemy has a Pokémon with Brine so it deals double damage now that you're below half health due to getting your MIND BLOWN off.
Fortunately you find a maximum tomato to heal you
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~
Unfortunately the enemy activates "Bad Reaction to Simochi", a card that turns all healing into damage.
Fortunately taking damage will heal you instead
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~
Unfortunately your health does not matter anymore, as the enemy activates a Reverse Uno card, which heals him and leaves you hanging at low health.
Fortunately, you play a Wild Card and name orange as the color so the enemy continuously draws cards and wonders when they’ll finally get an orange card
~ If there’s a shadow in me then dark is a tidal wave inside of you ~