Fortunately, Unfortunately

[budube]

Fortunately you are a Blacephalon so having your head chopped off is no issue

 

[5qwerty]

Unfortunately the enemy has a Pokémon with Brine so it deals double damage now that you're below half health due to getting your MIND BLOWN off.

 

[Superjolt]

Fortunately you find a maximum tomato to heal you

 

[5qwerty]

Unfortunately the enemy activates "Bad Reaction to Simochi", a card that turns all healing into damage.

 

[Superjolt]

Fortunately taking damage will heal you instead

 

[5qwerty]

Unfortunately your health does not matter anymore, as the enemy activates a Reverse Uno card, which heals him and leaves you hanging at low health.

 

[Superjolt]

Fortunately, you play a Wild Card and name orange as the color so the enemy continuously draws cards and wonders when they'll finally get an orange card

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately... the thread died suddenly!

pls don't hurt me for double posting/bumping D:

 

[Aquacorde]

Fortunately, I bring the party~ (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately, a professional Party Pooper arrived!

 

[Sorvete]

Fortunately, they got fired from the job before arriving

 

[budube]

Unfortunately, they still ruined the party

 

[Aquacorde]

Fortunately, the people who still wanted to party had the good sense to leave and reconvene in a more covert location.

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately, several partygoers punched the wrong coordinates into their GPS and got lost on the way there

 

[Aquacorde]

Fortunately, the lost group ran into a helpful bystander.

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately, they were stuck in a haunted forest

 

[Sorvete]

Fortunately, the forest was haunted by friendly spirits that helped them find the way out

 

[Roni]

Unfortunately, the way out led to an even more haunted (and evil) swamp.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Fortunately a sweet-natured alligator named Louis lived in the swamp, and ferried everyone to safety on his back while playing the trumpet.

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Unfortunately, the alligator's bum itched so he forgot about the people on his back and scratched it.